A Thread For Your Shocking (fake) X-Wing Miniatures Spoilers

By HauntedByJawas, in X-Wing

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2 point EPT

When defending you may invoke this card to force the attacker to take a Blinded Pilot crit. Effective immediately.

DEATH STAR!!!

Dats been in da game...

:lol:

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... for like two years nows.

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My uncle's nephew on the wife's side's former cellmate who works as a janitor at FFG told me that the antenna thingies on the First Order TIE are actually a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

You don't mean the Oswaft, do you? (You realize that Star Wars already has space whales that jump through hyperspace, right?)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Oswaft

OF COURSE they would be in this new faction.

Yup... Space Critters!

:lol:

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I hear wave 10 is focused exclusively on the Holiday Special.

Does this mean we have to wear red robes, watch Martha Stewart, and pour blue milk onto our heads?

There is a new pilot skill 10 guy that will come with the new stuff

((SPOILERZ))

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Jar Jar.

Yep.

Oh wait, I meant pilot skill 0.

Edited by Soulflame

...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.

I think you mean were they very recently thermonuclear missiles.

There might be an upgrade coming that adds an Infinite Improbability Drive to your ship.

Infinite Improbability Drive:

Instead of setting your own maneuver dial, the nearest nongamer sets it for you, without looking at the board.

...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.

I think you mean were they very recently thermonuclear missiles.

There might be an upgrade coming that adds an Infinite Improbability Drive to your ship.

Infinite Improbability Drive:

Instead of setting your own maneuver dial, the nearest nongamer sets it for you, without looking at the board.

Den he wonders off never even knowing of dat havoc he had wrought.

:lol:

DEATH STAR!!!

Dats been in da game...

:lol:

ani-rr_vader.gifSWCD%2520JAN.jpg IMG_8105.GIF

... for like two years nows.

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But this is the third, New Order Death Star which can only be destroyed by the tears caused by a hundred thousand Ewoks getting a back sack and crack wax.

DEATH STAR!!!

Dats been in da game...

:lol:

ani-rr_vader.gifSWCD%2520JAN.jpg IMG_8105.GIF

... for like two years nows.

IMP%2520DEATH%2520STAR.png

But this is the third, New Order Death Star which can only be destroyed by the tears caused by a hundred thousand Ewoks getting a back sack and crack wax.

I hate dem **** woks... kill 'em!

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Get after 'em!

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...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.
I think you mean were they very recently thermonuclear missiles.
I do, of course. I'm going to go shred my geek card and hide my face in shame, now.

Don't worry. You have your towel at hand, right?

I heard all new episode 8 miniatures come with cockpits that open and have 1/270 scale pilot mini figures that are removable.

The REALLY cool part is that if you can't find those pilots, you can't use the pilot card, and basically can only use the ships as debris clouds. People are going to be forced to buy more minis that way, just to keep pilots around! :rolleyes:

Wormhole
Bomb slot
10 pts

Action: drop 1st wormhole template and place a 2nd past range 3 from the first, both must be on the board otherwise wormhole is wasted. Units that end within range 1 of wormhole may move to range 1 of the other template

Edited by TheycamefromBEHIND

There is a new pilot skill 10 guy that will come with the new stuff

((SPOILERZ))

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Jar Jar.

Yep.

Oh wait, I meant pilot skill 0.

I knew you were kidding. Kettch is the only PS10 pilot

Death. Star. 3.

I hear wave 10 is focused exclusively on the Holiday Special.

Crew cards confirmed for Lumpy and Itchy, and alt art for Boba.

Tag and Bink as A-Wing Pilots.

Personally, I'm looking forward to the ET Senator crew card that's suppose to be coming with the release of the Senator's Shuttle expansion.

Action: You may remove one damage card from a friendly ship.

"Ouuuuuuch!"

I can't wait to get my hands on Obiwan Kenobi crew. His ability, "Use The Force," allows one X-Wing per turn to fire its Proton Torpedoes without a target lock.

Infinite Improbability Drive. Shuffle all your ship cards. Choose a ship on the baord, randomly pick a card. That ship transforms into the chosen ship.

George Lucas

Crew

8 pts.

6 pts.

7 pts.

2 pts. It was 2 pts. all along.

You may wait to attack until you are targeted by a pilot with lower pilot skill. If you do so, change all of his dice to blanks.

I can't wait to get my hands on Obiwan Kenobi crew. His ability, "Use The Force," allows one X-Wing per turn to fire its Proton Torpedoes without a target lock.

Stormtrooper crew card.

This card has a negative point cost.

-50% of the ships point cost rounding up.

As soon as this ship is hit by an attack, remove it from play.

Wave 9 is zero-g assault storm troopers you get one per expansion and can only field them in squadrons of 20.