A Thread For Your Shocking (fake) X-Wing Miniatures Spoilers

By HauntedByJawas, in X-Wing

Well, with all the recent hoopla, I thought it might be fun to start a spoiler thread that would be in no danger of being deleted. Feel free to make up total BS about what's coming next.

Now, I personally have seen an upgrade card that JJ Abrams designed for the game: The Hatch. Large ships only, takes any ordinance slot, creates a portal to a tropical island. As a free action once per game, you can move your ship off the board. Thus ship is not considered destroyed and may be brought back at a time of your choosing into any other game you play up to 30 years before or after the game it left. This would have nice synergy with the Desmond crew uparade card.

Edited by HauntedByJawas

Lens Flare

5pt modification.

Anytime you roll .png?d=f, you may change it to .png?d=e. If this ship has an equipped title, you may also change one .png?a=f to a .png?a=h per round.

I have insider information that the Ep. VII stuff will include a wind-up BB8 figure you can put on the table. It will spin and roll randomly; any ship it knocks over is considered destroyed. Apparently this does happen in the movie several times. COOL!

I can just make out in one of the pics an X-Wing with two droid slots, but no missiles!

Oh, and a turret.

It won't be this next wave, but you better believe that Gungan starfighters are real.

I heard all new episode 8 miniatures come with cockpits that open and have 1/270 scale pilot mini figures that are removable.

My uncle's nephew on the wife's side's former cellmate who works as a janitor at FFG told me that the antenna thingies on the First Order TIE are actually a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

OFFICIAL WAVE 9 SPOILERS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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Rancor Riding a Space Slug is coming to Epic play I heard.

Rancor Riding a Space Slug is coming to Epic play I heard.

Does this mean we'll be getting a fourth faction? Space Creatures?

...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.

...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.

I think you mean were they very recently thermonuclear missiles.

There might be an upgrade coming that adds an Infinite Improbability Drive to your ship.

Rancor Riding a Space Slug is coming to Epic play I heard.

Yup we wuz just talkin bout it last week or so...

Modification: Boy Racers only: Spoiler. 2 points. Increases space downforce, and reverses polarity of tachyons. Looks cool.

Crew Member: Angry EU fan

5 pts. Once per game, small chance your opponent gets sick of listening to him complain and auto forfeits the game

Han Solo

YT-1300 Mk II Ver 3.14159 Mod R2BS Revision Chuckles

5 attack, range 1-5

2 Evade

10 Hull

8 Shields

Change any blank results to focus results on any die roll you make.

"Get off my lawn!"

DEATH STAR!!!

continuing on from Wave 9 spoilers we get a new bomb token :D

I can't go into much depth other than it'll go with the new Wave 9 ships, and it'll have everyone saying

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Han Solo

YT-1300 Mk II Ver 3.14159 Mod R2BS Revision Chuckles

5 attack, range 1-5

2 Evade

10 Hull

8 Shields

Change any blank results to focus results on any die roll you make.

"Get off my lawn!"

I thought it was one agility so that c3po was more effective.

...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.

Oh no, not again!...

...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.

I think you mean were they very recently thermonuclear missiles.

I do, of course. I'm going to go shred my geek card and hide my face in shame, now.

...a hyper wave beacon that will summon space whales to eat enemy ships if you roll a crit and that's what the new upgrade type is.

Were these whales very recently flowerpots instead? I hear that usually turns out poorly.

I think you mean were they very recently thermonuclear missiles.

I do, of course. I'm going to go shred my geek card and hide my face in shame, now.

All you really have to do is apologize for the inconvenience.

I found a picture of the new X-Wing

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Cheers

Baaa

I hear wave 10 is focused exclusively on the Holiday Special.

I hear wave 10 is focused exclusively on the Holiday Special.

True! It'll feature Old Matt Smith, wooden Cybermen, confessional priests of the Silence, and a pretty girl with a Christmas cracker.

...sorry. I'll see myself out.