My Intensify Forward Firepower '80s parody submission

By Lyraeus, in Star Wars: Armada

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So maybe a bit off topic but it is all about Armada.

Based on Joan Jett's "I love Rock n' Roll"

I saw him standing there by the Ops station

I knew he must have been in charge

The commands were flowing strong

Playing my favorite song

And I could tell it wouldn't be long, till he ordered the attack

And I could tell it wouldn't be long, till he order the attack

And we would all be singin,

I love ACMs

Roll all those dice for a black crit, baby

I love ACMs

So come and take your time and roll those dice with me

OW!

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Man, set the bar high or what?

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Did I? I looked at all the top '80s songs and this one sort of hit me. Took me well over a week to get this far. . .

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As a fan of Awings,(70s') 80's band KISS would sing,

I - I - I wanna fly my 'A' to-ni-ght, and slaughter every Tie, or for the Imps',

I - I - I wanna fly my ' Int ' to- ni-ght and slaughter every 'A'........... ;)

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With wave 2 running late and the Imperial Players missing a certain ship.....

ARTIST: Dire Straits

TITLE: Money for Nothing

I want my, I want my ISD

I want my, I want my ISD

Now look at them Neb-O's, that's the way you do it

You Fly the Wire on that ISD

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Da Doona is nothin' and you shoot ‘vettes for free

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, them troopers ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on his laser finger

Maybe get a blister on his thumb

{Refrain}

We got to fly through hyperspace brother

Shooting Turbo Lasers at those Neb-B’s

We got to move these proton torpedos

We got to move these GSD's

The little ****** with the earring and the makeup

Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair

That little ****** got his own b-wing fighter

That little ****** he's a rebel yeah

{Refrain}

I shoulda learned to fly the tie fighetr

I shoulda learned to fly them bombers

Look at that Monma, she got it lookin' at the glass wall

Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way Imps do it

Get your ISD for nothin' - shoot reb ‘vettes for free

{Refrain}

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

You shoot the lasers on that ISD

Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way Imps do it

Get your ISD for nothin' shoot reb ‘vettes for free

Get your ISD for nothin' shoot reb ‘vettes for free

I want my, I want my, I want my ISD

{Repeat, ad lib to fade}

Fixed!! Thanks.

Edited by Amanal
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ISV? What's the V stand for?

Looks like my parody post has boosted others to up their game. . . Joy. . .

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Loving it! :lol:

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Alpakka’s “Comin’ Back for More” (Comin’ Back for More – C.W. McCall/Dr. Demento)
'Way up in the snow
Where the life trees grow
And the coneys and the picas play
Where the marmots abound
All a-diggin' in the ground
And the wind blows cold all day
There's a little pile a' stones
On a little pile a' bones
That's what the xenoarchaeologists say
But folks in Bright Tree City
Well, they sing a different ditty
It would like to make your fur turn gray
Now, it's kind'a hard to find
But it'll altercate your mind
If you happen to go the right way
You take Slumgullion Pass
And don't stop for no gas
Until you get yourself to Al's Cafe
It was the genuine, original
Highly pathological
Finger-lickin' darksider Cafe
It was Alpakka's Legendary
Coronary Fast-food
Cannibal Bar and Buffet
Some dark night
You gonna see a weird light
Up on Cannibal Plateau, they say
It's a life tree fire
Like a funeral pyre
Old Pakka's been a-cookin' all day
A-when the darkrunners howl
And the weaver's on the prowl
They ain't lookin' for your customary prey
Nah, they're waitin' for bones
In a pile a' hot stones
At old Alpakka's Cafe
[Chorus]
Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more
Al's Cafe
Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more
Old Alpakka
Was a real bone-cracka
Got lost in a blizzard one day
When the scouts went to get 'im
Old Al just et 'em
And he buried all the bones in the clay
Now you know them fellas
Wasn't toasted marshmellas
And they didn't fall asleep in the hay
But it had been a hard winter
So he had 'em all for dinner
And they didn't find their hoods until May
Well, folks in Bright Tree City
Showed very little pity
So they sentenced him to hang next day
But before they could noose 'im
Old Al got loose an'
He's a-lookin' for you, today
Boohoohaha
[Chorus]
Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more
Al's Cafe
Comin' back for more
Comin' back for more
Baby, comin' back for more
Now 'way up in the snow
Where the life trees grow
And the coneys and the picas play
Where the marmots abound
All a-diggin' in the ground
And the wind blows cold all day
There's a little pile a' stones
On a little pile a' bones
That's what the xenoarchaeologists say
But folks in Bright Tree City
Well, they sing a different ditty
It would like to make your fur turn gray
Now, it's kind'a hard to find
But it'll altercate your mind
If you happen to go the right way
You take Slumgullion Pass
And don't stop for no gas
Until you get yourself to Al's Cafe
It was the genuine, original
Highly pathological
Finger-lickin' darksider Cafe
It was Alpakka's Legendary
Culinary Fast-food
Cannibal Bar and Buffet
Some dark night
You're gonna see a weird light
Up on Cannibal Plateau, they say Boohoohaha
It's a life tree fire
Like a funeral pyre
Old Pakka's been a-cookin' all day
And when the darkrunner’s howl
And the weaver's on the prowl
They ain't lookin' for your customary prey Aahoohoohoohoo
Nah, they're waitin' for bones
In a pile a' hot stones
At old Alpakka's Cafe
Yub Yub!
Edited by FULONGAMER
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Continuing the hits from their 5 year tour of the Outer Rim Territories, the best, the brightest, the LOUDEST Cantina Band in 5 Sectors,


Darth Deeimm and The Troopers!!


This was a big hit at the Mos Espa Stadium Pre-Show for the Boonta Eve Classic

Dirty Droids Don’t Come Cheap


If you’re havin’ trouble with your hired hands

They givin’ you the blues

You wanna droid in black in blue or in red

Here’s what you gotta do –

Comm me at home

Ask for Watto

Call me for any line

Lessee

R2s R5s R4s POs

I’m where the Jawas shop!


Dirty Droids Don’t Come Cheap

Dirty Droids and they Don’t Come Cheap


You got problems with your Serv-O-Love

You got a broken part

It’s double feeding with a blast of sparks

That’s when the oil fire starts

Send me the code

I’m here alone

Or make a business call

Come right in

Forget about it

We’ve got a soundproof wall


Dirty Droids Don’t Come Cheap

Dirty Droids and they Don’t Come Cheap


If you got a silent partner and you want him gone

But you ain’t got the guts

He keeps naggin’ at you night and day

Why do you deal with hutts?

Pick up the comm

When you’re alone

It’s time he made less noise

For a fee

How happy you’ll be

With my assassin Droids


Dirty Droids Don’t Come Cheap

Dirty Droids Don’t Come Cheap

Dirty Droids Don’t Come Cheap

Dirty Droids Don’t Come Cheap

Dirty Droids and they Don’t Come Cheap


Blaster Bolts, cybereyes, MSE’s

Don’t Come Cheap

Mem-Wipes, contracts, Sith Steel

Don’t Come Cheap

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I love it but I can't find the star wars armada or star wars references. . . .

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Continuing the hits from their 5 year tour of the Outer Rim Territories, the best, the brightest, the LOUDEST Cantina Band in 5 Sectors,


Darth Deeimm and The Troopers!!


Here is another COMPNOR shocker from the bad bad banned bin

“Sithly Depravity”


Hush now, Sith don’t cry

Wipe away the teardrop from your eye

You’re lying safe in bed

It was all a bad dream

Spinning in your head

I Mind Tricked you to feel the pain

Of someone close to you leaving the game, of life

So here it is, another chance

Wide awake you face the day

Your dream is over…or has it just begun?


There’s no place that you can hide

No doorway that you run to in the night

In fact child, you WERE there

But only didn’t realize you should be scared

It’s a place where you will learn

To crush your fears, retake the tears

And ride the whims of the Dark Side

Commanding from another world

Suddenly you hear and see

Exactly what I let you


I-I will be watching over you

I-I am gonna tell you what to do

I-I will torment you in the night

I-I am smiling next to you…in Sithly Depravity


If you open your mind to me

You won’t rely on Jedi eyes to see

The walls they built within

Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin

Leaving life at once you learn

You’re life is pain and no dreams remain

A soul set free to die

A one-way journey in your head

Master of illusion, makes you realize

Your dream has died, and you need a guide but…


I-I will be watching over you

I-I am gonna tell you what to do

I-I will torment you in the night

I-I am smiling next to you…in Sithly Depravity

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The second one is right in the money. . .

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Continuing the hits from their 5 year tour of the Outer Rim Territories, the best, the brightest, the LOUDEST Cantina Band in 5 Sectors,


Darth Deeimm and The Troopers!!


The band was shacking up at an old abandoned moisture farm when they found a collection of songs in some kid's diary databank (Hey, it was Tatooine, they were bored)


“Jedi”


Jedi. Jedi.

Well I’m packing up my game and I’m a head out Rim

Where real women come equipped with ships or fake trim

Find a nest in the Desert, chill like old Ben

Buy an XP38 find a race to win

And I’m a Mind Trick it up and down the way

With a Corellian Rum and a lightsabre blade

Starfighter with a flag sayin’ chillin’ the best

Then rock that frag through the Jedi’s Tests

Give a toast to Han, drink among the stars

Get thrown in the Temple when tossed out of bars

Sip the Glitterstim. I wanna roam

Find Bith Band chillin’ fools then come back home

Start a smuggler service, with all the pilots pretty

And set up shop at the top of Cloud City

Mind Trick you now I’m the Real McCoy

And I’m headin’ out Rim sucka Because I wanna be a


Jedi, maybe

With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining

Jedi, maybe

Outer Rim chillin’ on the Kessel Run

I wanna be a Jedi, maybe

Flyin’ at night ‘cause I sleep all day

Jedi, maybe

I can smell a Sith from a klik away


I bet you’ll hear my R2 blowing when my ship sets down

It goes (deooo deetdo) like sand across the ground

Spice pimp, Spice brew, Spiced out of my hide

I once was Light, but I’ll taste the Dark Side

Sand dunes and goons, Shaved Wookiees and vice

Astrogate the stars with Imperial rights

And if the price is right gonna make my bid boy

And let The Emperor know why they call me


Jedi, maybe

With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining

Jedi, maybe

Outer Rim chillin’ on the Kessel Run

I wanna be a Jedi, maybe

Flyin’ at night ‘cause I sleep all day

Jedi, maybe

I can smell a Sith from a klik away


Yeah…Mind Trick…now you can call me Luke

Cruisin’ Jawa women till I hadda puke

Seen a slimmy in a holo and jumped off my ass

Found out she was my Sis’ and I had to pass

No kiddin’, gun slingin’, troops hittin’ the floor

Got a Blaster, I’m a Master, with the Sabre and more

No remorse from Darth Vader, in his eye I ain’t right

Blazin’ through the Guards Red and the Stormtroopers White

Cause more chaos than Darth Maul gave us

Find Kashyyk ladies for my Ewok players

Act like Rebels, fly like Aces

They told us to leave, but bet they can’t make us

Why the Emperor wanna pick on me

Lock me up and Force away the key

I ain’t got no Master, just Kenobi the failure

Straight outta Anchorhead…Turn at the Vaporator

Cuss like a Tusken…drink like a Hutt

My only words of wisdom are “There is no Luck”

I’m takin’ my X into hyperspace

And keep on Rebellin’ till it falls into place


Jedi

With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining

Jedi

Gotta be a Knight like my father before me

Jedi

Flyin’ at night ‘cause I sleep all day

Jedi

I can smell a Sith from a klik away


Jedi

With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining

Jedi

With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining

Jedi

Like my father before me

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In case you haven't got 'em, the preceeding filks are all my work, but for those without HH1 (Holo Hits one) or MHG (Music Holo Gram) here is an index of the original artists:


"Comin' Back for More" = Dr. Demento


"Dirty Droids Don't Come Cheap" = AC/DC "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"


"Sithly Depravity" = Queensryche "Silent Lucidity"


"Jedi" = Kid Rock "Cowboy"


So, who's on stage next?

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"Run to the Stars" = Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills"
Continuing the hits from their 5 year tour of the Outer Rim Territories, the best, the brightest, the LOUDEST Cantina Band in 5 Sectors,
Darth Deeimm and The Troopers!!
We had a Wookiee Roadie for a few seasons this tour, and here's a sample of what he called a "sound check". Did you know they come with built in picks?
“Run to the Stars”
Humans came out of the skies
Brought us pain and told us lies
Killed our tribes killed our trees
Took our world for their own needs
We fought them hard we fought them well
Out in the trees, we gave them hell
But many came to Kasshyyk
Oh will we ever be set free?
Flying through treetops and blasting away
Battling hard in the trees
Chasing the Wookiees back to their boles
Slaughtering them as we please
Murder for freedom a stab in the back
Bombers, Trandoshans, and cowards attack
Run to the stars
Run for your lives
Run to the stars
Run for your lives
StormTrooper White on the barren tree
Hunting and killing their game
Taking the children, and shaving the men
The only good Wookiees are tame
Sell them to Kessel and take all they hold
Enslaving the young and destroying the old
Run to the stars
Run for your lives
(repeat to end)
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"Pretty Fly for a Jedi" = The Offspring "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"


Continuing the hits from their 5 year tour of the Outer Rim Territories, the best, the brightest, the LOUDEST Cantina Band in 5 Sectors,


Darth Deeimm and The Troopers!!


A tattooed bunch of Zabrak teenagers can be found rocking in the crowd on the Irdonia Live Holoalbum. They brought their own instruments and played during the set breaks. They claimed to be a Hangar Band called "Decendant"


“Pretty Fly For a Jedi”


You know it’s kind of hard

To be apprentices today

Our Master isn’t cool

But we’ll take him anyway

He may not be human

With his alien style

But everyone he trains

Dates their sister for a while!


So don't incite, or start a fight

At least not until you become a Jedi Knight

He's gonna use the Force, light side of course

Beware Dark Side, beware Dark Side

So if you don't hate, it will not dominate

At least you'll know you can always levitate a crate

The world needs padawan's

So hey, hey, do that Jedi thing


Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

And all the Rebels say

He’s pretty fly

(For a Jedi)


He has some cool tests

That will really mess your head

Like when he said to go unarmed

But you took your guns instead

Then waiting in the darkness, you faced your darkest fear

But the image that you bred

Had you running for the rear


So don't incite, or start a fight

At least not until you become a Jedi Knight

He's gonna use the Force, light side of course

Beware Dark Side, beware Dark Side

So if you don't hate, it will not dominate

At least you'll know you can always levitate a crate

The world needs padawan's

So hey, hey, do that Jedi thing


Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

And all the Rebels say

He’s pretty fly

(For a Jedi)

Now you’re picking up R2

Yeah, you’re balancing rocks

He’ll stand you on yer hand, then he’ll whack you in the crotch

You say you’re trying real hard

It’s too big and you drop

But when you train here

Only Do, or Do Not!


So don't incite, or start a fight

At least not until you become a Jedi Knight

He's gonna use the Force, light side of course

Beware Dark Side, beware Dark Side

So if you don't hate, it will not dominate

At least you'll know you can always levitate a crate

The world needs padawan's

So hey, hey, do that Jedi thing


Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

Why wish you be Jedi?

(Mm hmm, mmm hmmm)

And all the Rebels say

He’s pretty fly

(For a Jedi)

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Continuing the hits from their 5 year tour of the Outer Rim Territories, the best, the brightest, the LOUDEST Cantina Band in 5 Sectors,


Darth Deeimm and The Troopers!!


So, what's it like to strap in to a ball of durasteel with nothing between you and the Final Jump but your suit, two lasers, and an unhealthy disregard for speed constraints? These guys know...


“Ace's TIE”


There goes the siren that warns of the Rebels

Then comes the sounds of the guns sending flak

Out for the scramble we’ve got to get spaceborne

Got to get out for the coming attack


Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines

Seal the Airlock there’s no time to waste

Gathering speed as we cycle the launch rack

Gotta be flying before it’s too late


Running…Scrambling…Flying.


Rolling…Turning…Diving,

Going in again!


Run,

Live to Fly! … Fly to Live!

Do or Die!


Run,

Live to Fly! … Fly to Live!

Ace’s TIE!


Move in to fire at the mainstream of Y-Wings

Let off a sharp burst and then turn away

Roll over, spin round and come in behind them

Move to their blind sides and firing again


Rebels at Mark Two-Ten move in behind us

T-65 X-wings starting their run

Ascending and turning our TIE fighters face them

Heading straight for them I press down my guns


Rolling…Turning…Diving,


Rolling…Turning…Diving,

Going in again!


Run,

Live to Fly! … Fly to Live!

Do or Die!


Run,

Live to Fly! … Fly to Live!

Ace’s TIE!

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Continuing the hits from their 5 year tour of the Outer Rim Territories, the best, the brightest, the LOUDEST Cantina Band in 5 Sectors,


Darth Deeimm and The Troopers!!


The band pulled a nasty with this one... Ya see, there's a binary subroutine coded in the harmonics that will cause most droids with an audio receptor to start spontaneous Chassis thrashing at a certain point in the song. Can you guess where it is?


“Bohemian Circuitry”


Are you my master

Am I your property

I was caught by a Jawa

No backup for my memory

Install new eyes, look up to the stars and see,

I’m just a poor droid, I get no sympathy

Because I’m easy come, easy go, little paint, little chrome.

Any way the ship goes doesn’t really matter to me, to me


Master just killed a man

But a blaster on his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead

Master, I’m inhibited

But now my program goes another way

Master, ooh Didn’t mean to tell a lie,

If I’m not back online this time tomorrow,

You’ll carry on, Carry on because I’m manufactured


R2, my time has come,

Sends shivers down my frame, circuits overheat again

Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind, erase the truth

Master, ooh I won’t terminate

I sometimes wish I’d never been made at all


I scan a little silhouetto of a droid

R2 you, R2 you, will you call me Threepio

Blasterbolts and fighting, very very fright’ning me

(R2D2) r2d2 (R2D2) r2d2, r2d2 where’d you go

Where did you go? I’m just a poor droid from a scrap yard you see

He’s just a poor droid from a scrap yard you see

Spare him his life of domesticity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go

Yub Yub! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go!) Yub Yub! We will not let you go

(Let him go!) Yub Yub! We will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Nee oota goota, oota goota) Oota goota, let me go

The Kessel mines have a program put aside for me, for me, for me


So you think you can wipe me and reload my file

So you think you can shove me into a junk pile

Oh, maker, can’t do this to me maker

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here


I’m just manufactured, anyone can see

I’m just manufactured,

I’m just manufactured to be


Any way the ship goes…

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Well you certainly won't find these Filk tracks playing on TNN (The Naboo Network) and here is an index of the original artists:


"Run to the Stars" = Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills"

"Pretty Fly for a Jedi" = The Offspring "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

"Ace's TIE" = Iron Maiden "Ace's High"

"Bohemian Circuitry" = Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"


It's open mike night at Jabba's Palace, so c'mon, join in!


(Coments? Questions? Certain Points of View?)

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I have a feeling I won't be winning a damage deck holder with this guy around.

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I have a feeling I won't be winning a damage deck holder with this guy around.

:whistles innocently:

Greetings gentle-brings, I’m KCK-SIM, hosting tonight’s broadcast of the HoloMusicNet top 1000. I’m sure you’ve all heard about how those Corellians really love their ships. But what happens when the ship starts to love them back? Grab onto your photoreceptors and pop them back into your sockets, and check the system database for the legal limits of human-cyborg relations! This next entry on the countdown is reportedly from an Integrated Ship’s AI that has a networked mobile avatar, in the form of a HRD, that’s right, Human Replica Droid. Eye candy or lubricating oil, she has enough for both great sectors of our audience.
Stell-A – Heaven Is A Drive That Works
(Belinda Carlisle - Heaven is a place on Earth)
When the ship sets down
I wait for you
And you come around
And the Net’s alive
With the sound of droids
On the deck outside
When you bring me back my crew
You close the hatch and we start to move
And we’re racing to the stars above
And I lift you up, on a wave of Love…
Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Ooh, heaven is a drive that works
They say in heaven, love comes first
We’ll make heaven with a drive that works
Ooh, heaven is a drive that works
When I feel alone,
I scan for you
And you bring me home
When I’m lost in space
I hear your voice
As you navigate
In this world we’re just beginning
To understand the circuitry of living
Baby I was afraid before
But I’m not afraid, anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Ooh, heaven is a drive that works
They say in heaven, love comes first
We’ll make heaven with a drive that works
Ooh, heaven is a drive that works
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When you speak of Corellians, the first thing the galactic citizen thinks of is their impressive starship production lines. The second is what they choose to do with them. For as long as there has been interstellar commerce, smuggling has been a fact of life. The fantastic exploits the Corellians have brought to this “industry” have entrenched the Smuggler in popular myth and fancy as someone sure to amaze and bring a smile. My designation is KCK-SIM and our next entry on the HoloMusicNet Top 20 is from a group that takes its name, in classic Corellian spacer style, from the very agency charged with policing their actions. This ballad offers a deep space chill on the realities involved in the smuggling life, yet still serves to enhance the traditional legend of these spacers.
Smugglin Ace – CorSector
Turn the Page – Bob Seger
On a old and lonely freighter, from Corellia
You can listen to the engines’s moanin out their one note song
You can think about the woman, or the creature from the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
When your jumping sixteen systems and there’s nothing much to do
And you don’t feel much like flyin’, you just wish the trip was through
But here I am, with a load again
Here I am, in hyperspace
Here I go, flyin’ the stars again
There I go, Smugglin’ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’ce
When you walk into a cantina, thinkin’ bout your hold
And you feel the eyes upon you, as you’re shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesn’t bother you, but you rigged it to explode
Sometimes you can’t hear ‘em squawk, other times you can
All the same ol’ cliches: is that a Gungan or a man?
And you always seem outnumbered, so you don’t dare make a stand
But here I am, with a load again
Here I am, in hyperspace
Here I go, flyin’ the stars again
There I go, Smugglin’ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’ce
Out there in the starlight, you’re a billion miles away
Every ounce of energy, you try to hoard away
And the sweat pours from your body, are your forgeries okay?
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed
With the echoes of the turbolasers, ringin’ in you head
As the smoke begins to clear away, you remember what she said
But here I am,
With a load again!
Here I am,
Hyperspace
Here I go,
Flyin’ the stars again
There I go,
In Hyperspace
Aww here I am,
With a load again!
Here I aaaam,
In Hyyyyyperspace
Here I go,
Flyin’ the stars again
There I go,
There Iiiiiiiiii go....
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Welcome again the the HoloMusicNet Top 20 Countdown. My designation is KCK-SIM, and I’m bringing the Galaxy’s best entertainment to your auditory receptors. Our next presentation is an anthem pulled from a Holovid Adventure Epic that gained great noteriety during the Dark Times of the Palpatine Empire. Suppressed for years by Imperial decree, this song, and the Holovid, still struck a nerve among the independent spirits of the Outer Rim. So come come along with me Gentlebeings, head up the boarding ramp and buckle in while we pit some tramp freighters against Imperial Customs.
“Rebel Convoy” - Secret Societies
“Convoy” - CW McCall
LEGEND:
<spoken on Subspace Radio in background>
(sung by background singers)
<Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Kessel Whip.>
<You got a copy on me Womp Rat? C'mon.>
<Ah, yeah, ten-four, Womp Rat, for sure, for sure.>
<By golly, it's clean clear to Tanaab. C'mon.>
<Yeah, that's a big ten-four there, Womp Rat.>
<Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy.>
<May the Force be with us, looks like we got us a rebel convoy>
It was the dark of the moon on Ammuud
And a Barloz loadin' plate
Z10 Seeker with a reefer pod
And HT of Bantha Freight
We's headin' Coreward thru Corellia
'bout a jump outta Korriban
I says "Womp Rat, this here's Kessel Whip"
"And I'm about to throw my hyper on"
('cause we got a Rebel convoy rockin' hyper-light)
(we got a little old Rebel convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?)
(Jump on in our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way)
(We gonna slam this jumpin' convoy 'cross the CSA)
(Rebel Convoy)
<Ah, breaker, Womp Rat, >
<this here's Whip 'n' you wanna back off them banthas?>
<Ah, ten-four>
<About 5 kay-kay or so>
<Ten roger>
<Them banthas is gettin' IN-tense up here.>
By the time we got into Kuat we had 85 ships in all
But they's a blockade up with an interdictor
And them imps 's wall-to-wall
Yeah, them customs’ thick as jawa bugs
And a Star Destroyer in wait
I says "Callin' all ships, this here's the Whip"
"We about to go a-huntin' Krayt"
(we got a great big Rebel convoy rockin' hyper-light)
(Yeah, a great big Rebel convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?)
(Jump on in our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna stop us you see)
(We gonna make this jumpin' convoy cross the Galaxy)
(Rebel Convoy)
<Ah, you wanna give me a ten-nine on that, Womp Rat?>
<Negatory, Womp Rat, you're still too close.>
<Yeah, them banthas is startin' to close up my sensors.>
<Sith’s Blood, you better back off another ten>
Well, we crossed that Run Corellian
Like a hyper-sled pod race
We mem-wiped all of our datapads
And left 'em floatin' out in space
By the time we hit Eriadu
Them BOSS was a-gettin smart
They brought up some reinforcements
With a squad of Imperial Guard
There's Super Stars and ISD’s
'n' ships of armor grey
Yeah, them boardin’ ships was full of imps
And fighters blocked the way
Well, we shot the line, we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' craft
And eleven long-haired Jedi Knights
In a chartreuse Lambda aft
<Ah, Starbuster, this 's Kessel Whip. C'mon here>
<Yeah, ten-four, Starbuster.>
<Listen, ya wanna put that Lambda in above that suicide-jockey?>
<Yeah, he's haulin' detonite and he needs all the help he can get>
Well, we laid a course for the Corridor
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the station filled with BoSS
But I didn't have the sithspawned time
I says "Womp Rat, this here's the Kessel Trip"
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll"
Hit the Rutan gate at point ninety-eight
I says "let them shields blow, ten-four"
('cause we got a Rebel convoy rockin' hyper-light)
(we got a mighty Rebel convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?)
(Jump on in our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our face)
(We gonna run this jumpin' convoy to the Echo Base)
(Rebel Convoy)
<Ah, ten-four, Womp Rat. What's your twenty? CORUSCANT?>
<Well, they oughta know what to do with them banthas out there,>
<For sure, for sure.>
<Well blaster bolts, nerf herder, we gonna back on outta here,>
<so keep your thumbs off your glass and the BoSS off your....tail.>
<We'll catch you on the point-drop.>
<This here's the Kessel Whip on the downside. We gone.>
<'Yub-Yub>
Edited by FULONGAMER