I look at this things stats, and I love it. It's a brawler, a real contender. There's a reason we've seen it do so well in lists. It's just a nice, well rounded ship.
Except for one small little detail...
It's ugly as heck!
That's a design that not even a mother could love!
It looks like a misshapen wedge of cardboard!
The thing is so aesthetically unappealing, it makes me want to vomit.
Sure, it's got a certain logical design behind it, and that makes my tactical brain all kinds of tingly. But the other half of my mind is beating itself against the inside of my skull in frustration, trying to imagine why this thing looks worse than my grandmother's window dressings and Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache.
When mine arrives in the mail, I'm gonna spend a good long while looking at it and trying to figure out a paint scheme that'll make it look passable to me.
Edited by Viratin