Valen Rudor

By Comradebot, in X-Wing

I'm so pumped I almost feel the need to restart the puns... Almost...

The anticipation is almost unbaronable.

I hope Valen Rudor has a negative ability... something like I did a while ago .

"'LS-607' requesting reinforcements!"

I'm out of upvotes, but "Bad News Barons" deserves one.

I don't know about Rudor being PS6. We've seen him a total of 4 times on screen....

1: Gets blown out of the sky by the Ghost then gets shocked into unconsciousness by Ezra's slingshot.

2: Gets beaten up by Zeb, twice, and has his fighter stolen.

3: His TIE Advanced Prototype gets blown up on Empire Day.

What can you say except the guy is bad luck personified.

Arvel Crynyd thinks your logic here is just adorable .

He's there PS 6. you can see it if you zoom in

I'm out of upvotes, but "Bad News Barons" deserves one.

I don't know about Rudor being PS6. We've seen him a total of 4 times on screen....

1: Gets blown out of the sky by the Ghost then gets shocked into unconsciousness by Ezra's slingshot.

2: Gets beaten up by Zeb, twice, and has his fighter stolen.

3: His TIE Advanced Prototype gets blown up on Empire Day.

What can you say except the guy is bad luck personified.

Arvel Crynyd thinks your logic here is just adorable .

Fact: if Arvel Crynyd and Valen Rudor are in the same squad, their shear combined awesome would rip a hole in the fabric of space/time. That's why they're in different factions.

Rudor the red nose pilot

had a very shiny nose

he's not a royal pilot

why isn't he in one of those?

then one foggy palpie's eve, Vader came to say

Rudor with your nose so bright

fly this silly ship tonight

then Rudor flew a v1

even though it wasn't red

Rudor, the v1 pilot

made all the little rebels dead!

Rudor the red nose pilot

had a very shiny nose

he's not a royal pilot

why isn't he in one of those?

then one foggy palpie's eve, Vader came to say

Rudor with your nose so bright

fly this silly ship tonight

then Rudor flew a v1

even though it wasn't red

Rudor, the v1 pilot

made all the little rebels dead!

This deserves all the likes on the forum.

Not "a lot of likes": all the likes on the forum.

Also, I now foresee an upcoming repaint for the v1.

I'm so pumped I almost feel the need to restart the puns... Almost...

Good. Good.

Let your puns flow through you!