The Villanous League of Silly Names

By ficklegreendice, in X-Wing

Deathfire McDibbs

Which is who Deathrain should have been.

I thought most of the names were in the EU books? Haven't read them so I could be wrong.

Having lived in several different countries around the world I can say that names are themselves very subjective as to being a "good" or "bad" name. My boys were born in Japan but I couldn't think of a single Japanese boy name I really liked, had about 50 girls names lined up though....

Jedi Master Bates

Yes he's real

My Star Wars name is:

Noldtad Gasus

A Dark Master of the Sith from Evona.

I guess it's official guys, I'm a Sith Lord.

TK-421, silly name. Knew that guy in High School, his real name is Bob. He's an A-hole, too

Theres also a Longo Two Guns

Edited by piznit

Ahem.

That's Doctor Eval, thank you very much.

I did not spend 6 years at Eval university to be called Morlao Eval !

Throw me a frikkin' bone here people!

Hey guys,

so the most recent FFg spoiler revealed us the intimidating, but amusingly named Morlao Eval which has cemented my belief that S&V pilots turned to a life of crime because their parents did not love them

Moralo Eval joins the illustrious ranks of Cobraaaaaaaa~ Talonbane, Dace Bonearm,

:blink:

Dace Bonearm? Bonearm? srsly? That's gotta be his porn name...

For the record, I know some folks whose names are this bad IRL.

I have a regular customer named Karen Dooms
The guy who sang "Mr Grinch" was Thurl Ravenscroft
I have seen law commercials for Talton Dark.

Gepetto Kevorkian

Haiku Steeledge

Robin Graves

Vance Vandire

Daimon Scourge

Ripper Owens

Mack the Knife

For the record, I know some folks whose names are this bad IRL.

I have a regular customer named Karen Dooms

The guy who sang "Mr Grinch" was Thurl Ravenscroft

I have seen law commercials for Talton Dark.

Tallon Dark sounds awesome.

Moon Bloodgood

Edited by Robin Graves

I like Anita Kill. Lol

If you go beyond the language barrier, some of the names just get downright profane

In the Brazilian dub of the prequels, they had to change the name of Master Sfo dyas (Master "you ****ed Yourself") and Count Doku (count "of the anus") because they were phonetically vulgar :P

Haiku Steeledge

disqualified for

not adhering to meter

Fix it, Mr. Edge

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I got (really).. Becosa *****.

Obviously it has no Dave Chappelle filter...

hah! FFG *does* have a Dave Chappelle filter!

I feel sorry for all those poor sods called Richard Head.

I feel sorry for all those poor sods called Richard Head.

Racecar driver named **** Trickle

Natas Spelledbackwards.

How about Sux Tobeu

Joe Mama

Silly Star Wars names? I give you .. the Jedi Obi Won Kihotay.

I just got: "Assgeni Heat"

...

WTF?!

Has anyone brought up Elan Sleazebaggano yet?

Has anyone brought up Elan Sleazebaggano yet?

Thank you! I was wondering when that guy was going to show up!

He's been thinking about his life, you guys.

When my incredible wife and I were writing out wedding invitations she was naming her friends who were going to attend. As we're from different countries I hadn't met any but the closest. She rattled off some names including "Amanda Morrow". I laughed, said "I'd rather Amanda Mow-the-lawn-today!". Took me 20 minutes of convincing before I believed that Amanda Morrow is a real person .. and she's actually pretty cool!

In other news. Tin Tin is renamed to Chan-Chan in Japan. Chin-Chin (there's no 'ti' sound in Japanese) is a cutesy word for a young fellas dangly bits.

I kind of like some of the Star Wars surnames. Skywalker, Darklighter, D2, etc.