Hey guys,

so the most recent FFg spoiler revealed us the intimidating, but amusingly named Morlao Eval which has cemented my belief that S&V pilots turned to a life of crime because their parents did not love them

Moralo Eval joins the illustrious ranks of Cobraaaaaaaa~ Talonbane, Dace Bonearm, Torkil Mux, and "Graz the Hunter" as ace pilots that fill the galaxy with more guffawing than fear

my question to you EU buffs out there is "are there yet sillier pilots out there, awaiting Wave 8 and beyond?"

the possibilities are limitless, including

Nasty Mcnotnice

Darth Icky (actual suggestion by George Lucas regarding the Force Unleashed Starkiller's sith title; probably spiteful)

Frank Dastard

Anita Kil

Coldsteel the Hedgehog

and Ettu Brutus

Moralo Evaal killed his parents because he was bored. He's from The Clone Wars.

I am Sheliak Falybon

FFG has not even scratched the surface of silly names.

Voort "Piggy" SaBinring

A'kiian "Maleficus" Bloodlight

Avaro Sookcool

Jodo Kast

Squa Tront

FFG has not even scratched the surface of silly names.

Voort "Piggy" SaBinring

A'kiian "Maleficus" Bloodlight <---

Avaro Sookcool

Jodo Kast

Squa Tront

FFG has not even scratched the surface of silly names.

Voort "Piggy" SaBinring

A'kiian "Maleficus" Bloodlight

Avaro Sookcool

Jodo Kast

Squa Tront

What's so silly about Jodo Kast!

Jodo had a bounty hunter buddy named Puggles Trodd.

Don't forget Thrawn's real name: Mitth'raw'nuruodo. Try saying that ten times fast. Or, you know, one time slow.

Don't forget Thrawn's real name: Mitth'raw'nuruodo. Try saying that ten times fast. Or, you know, one time slow.

I always end up pronouncing it Mithrandir

Kit Fisto

Kit Fisto

in the immortal words of Plinkett, "they don't call him 'kit Fisto' because he's into chicks"

B. J. Kramps: Bull rider turned real estate agent.

http://www.pbr.com/en/news/features/other-features/2006/2/bj-kramps-retires-from-professional-bull-riding.aspx

http://www.remax.com/realestateagentoffice/morristown-tn-37814-bjkramps-id11364269.html

Hard to believe the legendary Droopy McCool hasn't got a mention yet.

Baaa

Cheers

This is how I'm going to create my character concept if and when I find people to play the RPG lol

FFG has not even scratched the surface of silly names.

Voort "Piggy" SaBinring

A'kiian "Maleficus" Bloodlight

Avaro Sookcool

Jodo Kast

Squa Tront

What's so silly about Jodo Kast!

Jodo had a bounty hunter buddy named Puggles Trodd.

He was the Bobba Fet impersonator... Just sayin'

Apparently I'm:

Vindemiatrix Authic

A Stormtrooper from Kile II

That's lame

Even in the ships names...

The best is uninspired, the worst is thought up by a prepubescent fearing detention.

On the Scum side we have one that's a mix of the already confusing YT and VT and the other that's utterly unpronounceable.

Maybe they thought that if they made the pilot names equally silly no one would notice a thing!

My Star Wars name is:

Vateyo Cometlast

A starship racer from Kethor

That website is awesome.

My Star Wars name is:

Vateyo Cometlast

A starship racer from Kethor

That website is awesome.

My Star Wars name is:

Dyeing Lectronflight

A rebel pilot from Yinchorr

That site is awful. lol.

There are a lot of silly names in Star Wars. Many are found in the Clone Wars or at least the prequels. But sometimes silly works, like for Cad Bane.

Other names include:

Bosso Weex - the leader of Zygerian spice runner whose team got captured (I guess he was a weak boss)

Jasper McKnives - a sword-wielding gladiator defeated by Asajj Ventress

Nim Mindbend - a Siniteen criminal (Siniteens have large heads that look like brains)

Lama Su - a Kaminoan named after a llama? Yeah that's subtle.

Savage Oppress -

Darth Maul's brother

Nute Gunray - He looks like a newt

But don't forget there are names we accept that are pretty hokey too. Han Solo? Really? Solo? But we all love it and think nothing of it, probably because most of us heard it when we were younger.

EDIT: And it looks like my name is Heat Lightningleap - a prince from Foerost. Or with my screen name, Elmuthalleth Esthite - a stormtrooper from the Meridian sector.

A Lama is a Tibetan high priest.