Opening Chapter for the new Star Wars novel Aftermath

By Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun, in X-Wing

Agreed, and the opening crawls were in past tense as well.

Er ... Star Wars transitions from past to present tense. Here's the last paragraph:

Pursued by the Empire's

sinister agents, PrincessLeia races home aboard herstarship, custodian of thestolen plans that can saveher people and restorefreedom to the galaxy....

The first part of that sentence is a subordinate clause, iirc, meaning that it can have a different tense from the main clause. It is explaining or qualifying further when the action of the main clause is taking place. I'm no grammarian, but I also think these sentences go beyond mere past or present tense...

shrug

He gives twitter complaints the respect they deserve.

True. As much as I dislike his writing, I can't imagine a barrage of Twitter complaints directly to him would have much less a response. What else could he do?

"I'm sorry everybody for this terrible book. Let me scrounge some sorta repayment for you?"

Sure, my initially reaction is 'jerk' but the book was published so it passed some horrible quality checks. He met his contract goals.

Edit: sorry, after a ten hour day my own English isn't very cohesive or elegant either

Edited by LagJanson

He gives twitter complaints the respect they deserve.

I think he said exactly the right thing, and if anyone doesn't like it, then don't buy the bloody book and shut up about it...

I truly loath how twitter has created this sense that people have not only the right, but the moral obligation to comment about everything they dislike as if their opinion is somehow more important because it's on the internet. Onion gets another one right