A: Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
Q: Why doesn't Obi-Wan drink vodka cocktails?
GG
A: Only a Sith deals in Absoluts.
Don't expect to be peppar'd in praise for that joke.
I once dated Ariel, the little mermaid .. she had sea cups
Q: What's red and hurts your teeth?
A: A brick.
Friends are a lot like trees.... they both fall over when you hit them with an axe
Friends are a lot like snowflakes.... they both go away when you pee on them
I once dated Ariel, the little mermaid .. she had sea cups
Too soon.
So that's why he was so up-tight in the Mos Eisley Cantina?
Too soon.I once dated Ariel, the little mermaid .. she had sea cups
Han Solo was arrested outside the bar: He Stoli this joke.
Reported.
Im completely oblivious to the mermaid thing, then again i've not read the news for a while. I take it its in poor taste and related to some maritime tragedy?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
How does Luke get through the forest?
Ewoks.
Im completely oblivious to the mermaid thing, then again i've not read the news for a while. I take it its in poor taste and related to some maritime tragedy?
I'm guessing the Mediterranean shipping clustertruck with the immigrants? Dunno, I can't fathom a connection.
Yeah you see i knew about that in the news but again couldnt see any 'poor taste joke' connection.
I'm guessing the Mediterranean shipping clustertruck with the immigrants? Dunno, I can't fathom a connection.Im completely oblivious to the mermaid thing, then again i've not read the news for a while. I take it its in poor taste and related to some maritime tragedy?
Yeah you see i knew about that in the news but again couldnt see any 'poor taste joke' connection.
... It's a joke about the size of her bra, guys.
yeah thats what i thought.
So i couldnt understand why someone said 'too soon'.
Usually you get that when someone makes a joke after someone dies.
Right; hence my initial comment.
When in Rome...
How do you make a pacifist cross?
Nail two together.
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
A pork pie walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager. The bartender yells "get out, we don't serve food!"
The barman says: Get out we dont serve time travellers here
Dr who walks into a bar...
A priest and a rabbi walk into a heavy metal bar.
The priest says "Ouch!"
What does a Jawa drink in the Cantina?
Martiniiii!
A man walks in a bar,
with two dogs
two cats
two parrots
two mice
two gold fish in a bowl
a pair of horses
two cows
two ducks
a pair of pigeons
two orangutans
two zebras
two foxes
a pair of giraffes
two donkeys
a chicken and a rooster
two penguins
two snakes
two badgers
a pair of lions
two kangaroos
two alligators
one elephant, no wait there's the other one
two hippos
a pair of oxen
two buffalo
a pair of brown bears
two grizzly bears
two polar bears
two ferrets
between 1 and 3 monkeys
two bats
and more and more...
And the barkeep sais: "Hmm It must be raining outside."
Edited by Robin Graves