I mean that can't be all it is or you have no use of a computer outside of this forum apparently. You can keep track of those things in a text file on your desktop or a sticky note or a tattoo.

I don't really care about ship lists or signatures either way, but to suggest you only have it for yourself is a bit silly.

I use my computer for plenty of other things. I can keep track of it other ways. This is the way I chose. I don't really care if you want to believe me or not. Don't tell me how to live my life. You're not my real dad.

ObiWonka, I am your stepfather.

I mean that can't be all it is or you have no use of a computer outside of this forum apparently. You can keep track of those things in a text file on your desktop or a sticky note or a tattoo.

I don't really care about ship lists or signatures either way, but to suggest you only have it for yourself is a bit silly.

I use my computer for plenty of other things. I can keep track of it other ways. This is the way I chose. I don't really care if you want to believe me or not. Don't tell me how to live my life. You're not my real dad.

ObiWonka, I am your stepfather.

That's impossible!

I mean that can't be all it is or you have no use of a computer outside of this forum apparently. You can keep track of those things in a text file on your desktop or a sticky note or a tattoo.

I don't really care about ship lists or signatures either way, but to suggest you only have it for yourself is a bit silly.

I use my computer for plenty of other things. I can keep track of it other ways. This is the way I chose. I don't really care if you want to believe me or not. Don't tell me how to live my life. You're not my real dad.

ObiWonka, I am your stepfather.

That's impossible!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

ObiWonka, I am your stepfather.

That's impossible!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

No! *throws self down chute*

ObiWonka, I am your stepfather.

That's impossible!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

No! *throws self down chute*

NOOOOOOOOOOO! ILL SAVE YOU!!!

What is the best signature that you people have seen? Just wondering.

Mine...seriously, it's awesome.

There will be no dancing in my presence.

But mine is... BETTER.

Well, I am very proud of my recent, and almost only success that is listed in my signature. Heck, my store championship results would be something like 3-5 or 2-6. I mainly use my signature to advertise the local X-Wing group.

What is the best signature that you people have seen? Just wondering.

Mine...seriously, it's awesome.

There will be no dancing in my presence.

But mine is... BETTER.

You are not the first to make that incorrect claim. We have studied the superiority of my sig in "the lab" for at least "a thousand hours." Frylock claimed I was incorrect so I smashed his computer and made him "study" again after which he saw the errors in his first study and sides with me.

ObiWonka, I am your stepfather.

That's impossible!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

No! *throws self down chute*

Can I have your stuff? Even if you say no I'm gonna take it but it seemed polite to ask.

What is the best signature that you people have seen? Just wondering.

Mine...seriously, it's awesome.

There will be no dancing in my presence.

Yeah, but Meatwad gets the honeys, G

I'm never getting rid of the greentext on mine since there's a point to be made with it but...

...Some sigs are super annoying.

What is the best signature that you people have seen? Just wondering.

Mine...seriously, it's awesome.

There will be no dancing in my presence.

Yeah, but Meatwad gets the honeys, G

I have heard this terrible rumor before and have proven it false. I dresses him in a suit and placed a loudspeaker nearby so I could catcall to women as the pranced by. His fluids and diseases scared them off...all we found was a group of leprechauns pilfering stuff...I did get a pretty sweet gold chain and a bananarama tape out of it though...so not a complete loss...

What is the best signature that you people have seen? Just wondering.

Mine...seriously, it's awesome.

There will be no dancing in my presence.

Yeah, but Meatwad gets the honeys, G

I have heard this terrible rumor before and have proven it false. I dresses him in a suit and placed a loudspeaker nearby so I could catcall to women as the pranced by. His fluids and diseases scared them off...all we found was a group of leprechauns pilfering stuff...I did get a pretty sweet gold chain and a bananarama tape out of it though...so not a complete loss...

Edit: it filtered my show reference, so I'll just remove it.

Mine

I've turned them off. What's the point in having to scroll through endless e-peen lists of owned ships?

My ship list has nothing to do with e-peen and everything to do with it literally just being where I keep track of what I own. Speaking of which, I need to update it!

I haven't updated mine since wave 3..just can't be bothered

Therealstarkiller has a rather good sig

I copied it down because it made me laugh :

And the galaxy was full of criminals and those with bad manners.

But there was one Tie to punish them all.

And it was equipped with SpankBombs, TicklingLasers, BondageBeams and AssMissiles.

And so it was called TIE PUNISHER

I forget where I got this one but again rather funny :

Give a man a fire he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

ObiWonka, I am your stepfather.

That's impossible!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

No! *throws self down chute*

Can I have your stuff? Even if you say no I'm gonna take it but it seemed polite to ask.

No, sir, you don't seem to understand, I want it more.

I grabbed a few I found several years ago:

109. Though shalt not use Lasguns as laser sights for thy Bolters.

456. Thou shalt not assume that because you can take a Bolter hit in the head, the

Guardsman over there can too.

592. Remember a 2+ armour save does not make you a Primarch.

644.Thou shalt not chant "Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill" at Abbadon the Despoiler.

645.Thou shalt not ask Kharn how his mates are.

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCELATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.