Hi all,
Back after a bit of a hiatus, how is everybody?
So, today I was playing a league match at our FLGS and had the misfortune of being matched up against this one particular individual whose goal it seemed was to pull as many sly and underhanded and downright d**kish shenanigans as he could...
Here is a list of his transgressions:
1. I suspected the game was going to be suspect when he showed up with his list, and he had a different pilot's ship base on his ship. I even offered to let him borrow one of my spares, but he just shrugged it off saying at least he had the correct pilot card. Okay, fair call, Fly Casual after all right?...?
2. He pulled up a chair to our rather flimsy table and proceeded to sit down for the majority of the game rather than stand, which is what everyone else does always, this was not a small man, and every time he reached across the table, the would bump our minis, wouldn't bother placing his template flush in the bases, and basically took every liberty he could with movement and placements... I don't mind the sitting, but at least show some respect to your opponent by standing to move your ships... But no worries, just here for a casual game, okay....
3. He kept asking to borrow my dice. This person had never bought a single core set. He had acquired one set of three red and three green dice and everytime he needed to roll a forth of either he would ask me to hand him one of mine. Now, I'm sorry, but I'm more than a little OCD and a bit protective of things like that, I felt the decent thing to do would be to at least roll it separately so I knew I'd get MY die back, but no, he just scooped it up into his hand and let fly with the rest of his dice, so now I most likely have a mixture of his and mine, what do I know of his hand washing and personal hygiene? If the way he conducts himself in public is any indication, I don't hold any high hopes.... I washed the dice once I arrived home. But again, whatever, just a friendly game....
4. He played fast and loose with the rules. Several times he would forget to take his Recon Specialist action and each round I would remind him, didn't want his ship to miss out on it's two focus tokens after all, and since my motto is to play fair and friendly I figured, hey, I'll remind him, and I'm sure he'll remind me....additionally at one point he picked up his evade dice to roll and dropped one in the table before conducting his roll, it landed on an evade and he said, "there's one" then proceeded to roll the remaining two. I wonder if he would have been so quick to keep the result had it been a blank result? This game was beginning to get less friendly by the round....
5. Fly casual didn't seem to work both ways. Once, and only once, at the beginning of the game I forgot to take Corran's extra attack at the beginning of the end phase, as we were starting to set our dials for the next round I said, "oh, I forgot to take Corran's extra attack, I should have declared it before, sorry about that." I picked up my attack dice and waited for him to give the go ahead or to voice any objection to which he gruffly replied, "yeah, you should have!" I took his tone to mean he objected, so I said, "fair call, I should have declared it, no worries, next time." and did not proceed with the attack. Not a big deal, and of course he was within his rights to deny me the opportunity, but I felt given the liberties he'd been taking I was perhaps due a little slack myself, but okay.... he obviously wanted to play by the rules....
6. He blatantly made up an extra point of damage! At one point, after his attack I removed the appropriate number of shield tokens which left me with one shield on my Leebo. He suddenly turns around and says, "actually I've done five damage to you." Now, I am very pedantic about damage, and I know for a fact he had only done a total of four. How he imagined he had done this extra point I'll never know because we were all looking at the same results on the same dice, but again, in the interests of flying casual I let him have the extra damage, I now had no shields on my ship. No worries.... Right?....
7. He kept trying to convince me that I had to roll for damage when moving through other ships.... No mate, no...
8. He tried to keep adding one extra damage die at range 1 with his Blaster Turret.... Again....no... Please familiarise yourself with the rules....
9. The final straw... I quickly managed to take down his first ship, but his other ship was proving to be more than a little elusive, it lacked the ability to do any significant damage to my ships, and so he kept asking for the time and proceeded to begin running his ship away around the edge of the map to try and mitigate his loss and run out the clock. It was at this point I decided I had flown casual enough for one day, so I hunted him down.... This time I didn't forget Corran's double tap... I finished him in a blaze of vengeful glory....
I wish I could say this was everything, but he also didn't seem to understand how to measure line of sight through asteroids.... Until it came to my turn to shoot, he didn't have enough tokens and asked to borrow mine, and he was basically just rude and unaccommodating throughout the entire match. Suffice it to say, I didn't feel bad about winning that one.
Anyway, sorry, this post went on longer than I intended... Quite a rant there, my apologies. Just needed to let it all out. Does anyone else have any tales to tell from their tournament or league experiences?
Happy gaming!
"Fly casual and remember, don't be a d**k!"
SentinelNZ
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