Greenskin breeding - spores or rumpy pumpy?

By robin.dwyerhickey, in Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay

Ye Ancient One said:

I think I've come up with a third option - greenskin numbers are swelled by confidence. Confidence is fuelled by killing and destroying and depleted by lack of things to kill and smash. The more confident a mob of orcs is, the more orcs mysteriously appear. The orcs are used to this and think nothing of it. Fresh greenskins appear - fully matured and armoured - where no one else is looking. We're talking a kind of metaphysical, Schrodinger's cat thing here, or possibly the old 'tree in a forest' conundrum.

(This idea comes partially from the 40k concept (held by the Imperium) that ork technology works not due to any particular ingenuity, but due to a strong psychic belief in the orks that it ought to work. For the same reason, ork vehicles painted red can achieve higher speeds, because red wunz go fasta.)

Love your idea. it can work with both theories. I probably adopt some of what your writting here into my own version of it see below

THEORY 2A) The LEMMINGS WAY: at certain times when the greenskins confidence in a given culture swells, so do their numbers. Greenskin females produce several more offspring per birth than usual, meaning in short time the greenskin population will swell unproportionally. There is also some evidence that they grow faster, and as lemmings would do, they set on a suicidal march of killing and destruction, leaving nothing but havoc in their path. gui%C3%B1o.gif

Necrozius said:

I wish orks reproduced like gremlins: if they get hit by a certain substance (or eat a certain kind of mushroom, perhaps?), baby greenskins pop out of gross blisters in their backs.