May the 4th, Pledge of Alegiance

By Hrathen, in X-Wing Off-Topic

I pledge allegiance, to the force

And the ideals of the Old Republic,

And to the Alliance, may it stand,

Many systems, out in space,

Individual,

With freedom and Justice for all.

and for the other side

I pledge allegiance, to the Empiror

And his Sith Lord, Darth Vader,

We were once a Republic, is didn't stand.

One Empire, under Palpatine

Irresistible,

With strength and order for all.

Edited by Hrathen

I pledge allegiance to the Black Sun,

To Prince Xizor and the nine Vigo's,

To serve the organisation in life and by death,

disregarding the law, whether Imperial or Republican,

Our influence shall grow, day by day.

Or:

I pledge allegiance to no one, but myself

greed will be my council, profit my goal,

the highest bidder I will serve,

as long as it suits me.

Hear my name and tremble

Or:

I pledge allegiance to the Brothers and Sisters of the Outer Rim,

property exists to be taken,

freighters to be plundered,

fifteen men on a dead man's chest,

drink and the devil had done for the rest,

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Rum!

(Courtesy to Treasure Island)

Edited by Cununculus

A tad bit late but...

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