P is for Pout

something every young Skywalker must do

When they wear black you know they are through

Q is for Quote

*Real* Star Wars fans

can still quote verbatim

The lines spoke by Jar Jar

Despite how they hate 'im.

R is for Radar

Radars are useful,

if you don't wanna be rammed.
But you'll be flying blind,
if your radar gets ...

S is for Speeder

A speeder is great

for zipping around,

the desert of Tatooine,

two feet 'bove the ground.

T is for tatooine

Tatooine is a desert planet

No point in complainimg so can you just can it!

It has an extra sun

But dont go outside unless you you have a gun.

U is for Ugnaught

A right ugly fellow

nearly melted 3p0,

for his metal of yellow.

V is for Viceroy

A coward with allies,

was Gunray, Viceroy.

He spoke with an accent

That could really annoy.

W is for Winter

The bright, white-headed gal

She possessed perfect recall

And was Leia's best pal.

X is for X-Wife

I was once happily married.

My lady was the reason for life.

But then my attentions went elsewhere,

I now have a huge fleet and one X-wife.

Y is for Y-Wing

A squadron all liveried in gold

Not the most agile of snubs

Only one of their pilots will grow old

To tell tales in the pubs

Z is for Zenith

To win a world's Tourney

Is the Zenith of X-Wing,

You don't win that much,

Just brags and some cheap bling.

A is for Alderaan

For its failure to yield

It was turned into

An asteroid field.

B is for BBBBZ

Some builds are for pleasure,

and some for finesse,

But this one's all math,

for granting success.

C is for Celchu

A former Tie pilot

He turned coat to fly

The A-, X-, and E-wings

When Alderaan did die.

D is for Dark Side

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