X-Wing ABC's

By Conandoodle, in X-Wing Off-Topic

S is for Soontir Fel

Push the limit and all is well.

No wonder we will never take,

"Fel's Wrath" in his wake.

"Soontir! Soontir! He's our man

If he can't do it Turr Phennir can!"

"Why wouldn't you say this about Fel's Wrath?"

"Well, to put it simply he is naff!"

Edited by DB Draft

T is for Tarn Mison

The hope he'd protect

with five others in all

but it was soon lost

in a 'bright' fiery ball...

U is for Unique Pilots

Oh how fun they are to fly...

We almost shed a tear when

a generic makes them die.

V is for Viper

They have four great, long fins

All pointy and shiny

They're ugly as sin.

W is for Wingman

Whether out in space

or at the bar,

a loyal wingman

will take you far!

Edited by flyboymb

X is for X-wing

The ship that started it all,
it's iconic, nostalgic, and fun
to fly with Wedge, Luke, and Biggs,
and put TIE swarms on the run!

Edited by WarriorPoet

Y is for Yavin

An epic battle in space.

A Death Star blown apart.

Without this one scene,

our game wouldn't start.

Z is for Zaalbar

He looked like Chewie

With no bandoleer

And hung out with Mission

For many a year

Huzzah!!!!! Round 3 now. No repeats.

A is for AT-AT

They're tall and 4 legged,

like big robotic dogs.
But be careful of Ewoks,

they'll kill AT-ATs with logs.

B is for Bossk

A weird reptile thing,

and hunter of renown.

He's got a ssticky keyboard,

But he'll still take you down.

Edited by Russells teapot

C is for Cody

A commander and clone

from Jango Fett's mix

He hung out with jedi

'til order sixty six.

D is for Dak

A real stand-up guy

Went to take on The Empire,

got twelve feet, and then died.

(Let that be a lesson to all you disobedient children out there.)

Edited by TopHatGorilla

E is for E-Wing

An escort fighter

that was 'sposed to be

Better than the X

but that's not what I see

F is for Fort Tusken

A powerful fortress

to protect traders

from deadly attacks

by Tu..

Tusken_Raiders_hiding1.jpg

URRRR URRR URR URRRR URRR URRRRRRRRRRR!

Not again...

G is for Galaxy

A long time ago,
In a galaxy far, far away
...
Begins a great story
Still cherished today

Edited by DanDoulogos

H is for hand

Luke lost one in Bespin

a family dispute

he had to let dad win.

I is for Iego

Deep space pilots say,

that angels are found,

on the moons of Iego,

or there abouts around.

"Are you an angel? […] I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They live on the moons of Iego, I think." - (a young) Anakin Skywalker

J is for Jabba

He lives in a land

where Jawas say "Utinni!"

He gets himself a princess

and gives her a bikini.

K is for Kir Kanos

Neat pilot ability
But no EPT
Nobody likes him
Not even me.

L is for Lambda

With Vader inside

Most seen ship in Jedi

Used by every side

When flown by a wookie

watch your bridge glass

When used by vader

Star builders haul <donkey>

M is for Munitions Failsafe

If you are very unlucky

you should take this mod.

So you can shoot dozens of MISSiles

out of your launcher pod.

N is for Nashtah Pup

The Hound's Tooth is destroyed but "Oh wait for me!"

This little fellow spawns from the debris

The only real problem that I can see

They didn't supply the model for free!

Edited by DB Draft

O is for Organa

Bail has a planet a group

And a ship to go far

Leia loses two of the three

To kill a Death Star.

P is for Prox Mines

Give these plenty of room

For if you fly too close

They go off with a BOOM!

Q is for

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Get out of here Q this is a Star Wars thread!