R is for Rebel
With the fall of the Senate
and the Jedi Defeated,
To defeat the Empire,
The rebels were needed
R is for Rebel
With the fall of the Senate
and the Jedi Defeated,
To defeat the Empire,
The rebels were needed
S is for Sullustian
Some people said that the fleet massing in Sullust was dumb.
But they forgot about their top gun pilot Nein Numb.
He cruises the game board eliminating Imperials and Scum,
then stands and screams "Thuk gidurg thorn gidum"
Translation: "Hey there chucklehead .. Come get some!"
T is for T-65
Made famous by Luke,
This multi-role scrapper,
With proton torpedoes,
proved a death-star zapper.
U is for Uncle
Uncle Owen Aunt Beru
They raised Luke as their own
From before he turned two.
Thought sand was hot
But blasters proved hotter
No extra season
Now no one's a farmer.
(I know the rhyme is a bit tortured.)
V is for Vacuum
Sound cannot traverse
the vacuum of space,
but for special effects
fans will give grace
W is for (Star Wars) wikia
A resource we all use
for looking up ships
and their pilots, too.
X is for Xanatos
Quigon's old Padawan,
who had turned to the dark,
making way for Kenobi
to come make his mark
Y is for YT
A series of freighter
Fast and quite sturdy
One nearly killed Vader.
Z is for Zorba
The father of Jabba,
A magnificent Hutt,
He ruled in cloud city
With plenty of glut.
BOOM! Nice round fellas and fellettes. I'm loving these.
Round 4: No repeats
A is for ...
A is for Assault Missile
s
A versatile weapon
Ready to thrill
Catch a formation
And watch it kill.
B is for Boba
A sad little lad
He likes to buy hats
But can't for his Dad
C is for Cluster...
This word often preceeds....
A whole dose of missiles or
crappy dice rolls indeed!
D is for Death Star
Could it be a small moon?
No, a huge battle station
that makes planets go boom!
Edited by TopHatGorillaE is for Echo
Who knows where she'll be
When she appears out of nowhere
dead you will be.
F is for FFG
They're like a mercenary band
"It's just a mini's game." they said
How has it cost me a Grand?
G is for Green Maneuver
When your ship becomes stressed
and your action's denied
you need green maneuvers,
to restore your good ride.
H is for Horton
An Elephant, true,
But Horton Salm was a pilot
Who did not hear a Who.
I is for Interdictor
A cruiser that all Rebels ran from in fear
With missile jamming, you can't use torps
And if it gets its grav-well projectors up, oh dear!
J is for Jar-Jar
A soft-headed Gungan
To add comic relief,
Instead dumbed down story
While suspending belief
True story.
Edited by DanDoulogosK is for K-wing
This hulking craft comes with lots of bells and whistles
And like all craft flown by rebels
This sucker is packed with torps and missles
Edited by Tybalt027L is for Laser Level
Laser levels are great,
For checking an arc
through a tangle of ships
without leaving a mark
M is for Medic
They will give you a hand
but watch out if pregnant
they save only the kids
talk about nonsesnce
when does a machine know "will to live"
If I had one I'd remove that feature
and replace with a
defibulator
N is for Navigator
He comes with the shuttle
and allows you to pick
A new arrow on your dial
if what's there makes you sick
O is for Omicron
Omicron isn't just in the Greek Alphabet.
It's not a Jedi, hero or hunter like Boba Fett.
In our game it is something much more subtle.
It's the name given to a 21 point Lambda class shuttle.