The prospect of outliving the spouse only to firsthand witness ones semi crippled body getting off to a head start with the decomposing did not use to entice me much. Even less so in some overcharging, under-caring storage facility where the only joy would come from those guilty-pleasure, bimonthly visits from the child who drew the short stick.

Enter X-wing.

It was a profound realization that one day, some 50 years down the road, I will finally have the time to really, really play this game. Also looking forward to conjugal visits from androids, bridge and Halo 17. We really are a lucky generation.

Arn't you, as well, picturing yourself enjoying some undisturbed back to back tournaments at your future and rather weird retirement home? Have you started to old-age-proof your collection?

Might as well start a wave 143 speculation thread now.

The hell did I just read?

You do spin the future in a more favorable light than imagined, but my retirement plan is still driving a sports car off a bridge when I turn 50.

@catachanninja you forgot about the 18 year old blond in the passenger seat.

@catachanninja you forgot about the 18 year old blond in the passenger seat.

Why is he driving off a cliff again?

Tournament loot consists of limited edition X-wing Depends. Wear and destroy your favorite ship!

Perhaps in 2063 we will see a boxed set featuring...Tie Bomber Aces !!!

Perhaps in 2063 we will see a boxed set featuring...Tie Bomber Aces !!!

Nope, that got delayed until 2108.

My body is barely surviving 32....no way in this world does it make 80!

I blame Jar Jar Jacka$$

Perhaps in 2063 we will see a boxed set featuring...Tie Bomber Aces !!!

Nope, that got delayed until 2108.

Perhaps in 2063 I will be playing X-Wing by FLYING X-Wings in space !

I hope no. If you are flying an X wing, there shall be a Palpatine ruling... Wait... Better he than Angela Merkel...