So Funk Fu Master made a comment in another thread about Han pimping out a corvette that got me thinking.

If you could equip your flagship with one illicit upgrade, something to make it the ultimate weapon (or ultimate hang-out spot), what would it be? No superlasers allowed from the trilogy, and no silly resonance torpedoes. Come up with something new and original and non-EU.

Me? I would rig up my ship with a giant holoprojector set to show Luke from the Holiday Special. If the sight of his orange makeup mask doesn't strike fear into the hearts of my enemies, then nothing will.

Second choice: just equip every droid in my fleet with Vape's "Cold one!" upgrade from the Wraith Squadron books...I might not win every battle that way, but I would have fun losing!

You are a sick, sick man...

+1 for you

Mate that is an easy one, Darth Drongo requires a bar fridge stoked with amber fluid in every room on the ship and at least two on the bridge.

I'd have 2 upgrades I'd have to have.

A small bar with a stripper pole on a mini stage.

And

Large Cargo Boxes attached to the outside of the ship, only that they are loaded with missiles and get released from the hull. Once at a certain distance from the hull, they open up and target whatever the guidance coordinator inside the ship who released them targets.

You are a sick, sick man...

+1 for you

Yes. This proves my point.

Now make it stop...dear LORD make it stop!

There are such things as war crimes you know.

Princess Leia bust on the prow wth chest mounted laser cannons.

Q ship transports with fighter docks inside the cargo containers. That's no Rebel supply convoy!

Princess Leia bust on the prow wth chest mounted laser cannons.

Send in the FemBots!!

Princess Leia bust on the prow wth chest mounted laser cannons.

No no no...that will distract the enemy's gaze from my Luke projector, rendering them invulnerable to its awesome power.