Bossk.. Is he..??

By Synthetix, in X-Wing

The crew/copilot card for Bossk, is he skinning a wookie?

Per Jan Ors;

"The stench onboard was horrible. Between drying Wookiee pelts, a rotting corpse on the skinning table, and Bossk's own repellent scent, it was worse than a slaughterhouse on a sewage planet."

S**t just got real. Can't wait to fly this slaughterhouse.

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Edited by Synthetix

Like a Bossk.

you know, I never thought to glance at the upgrade slots

3 crew slots

that's a lot of pelts able bodied crew to go around

best of all, scum finally has a ship that can take an intelligence agent without gimping itself :D (stupid hwk and firespray with only 1 crew slot...

and hey, it even comes with Stay on Target ^_^

Could you, in good conscience, put a gunner on this ship?

Could you, in good conscience, put a gunner on this ship?

not only in good conscience, it's probably a very good idea!

he'll be motivated to work harder ^_^

Is there a skinner crew member available? ;)

Could you, in good conscience, put a gunner on this ship?

not only in good conscience, it's probably a very good idea!

he'll be motivated to work harder ^_^

It's just like when that Wookiee worked with Bossk in the story from Tales of the Bounty Hunters.

EDIT: Finally found his name: Chenlambec or Chen.

Edited by Budgernaut

That gunner isn't a Wookie. It's just a guy wearing a custom made Wookie-skin flight suit.

He could be skinning a bear. Actually that brings up a very important question, is a Wookie a bear?

Yes, ok, that's reaching for an excuse to do a Four Lions joke...

:P

Wait...

He's not folding his laundry?

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Wait...

He's not folding his laundry?

Well, you can't really blame him, can you? Wookiee pelts fetch a ton of credits on the black market, especially when they're as lovingly conditioned and well groomed as Chewie's was in the Episode VII trailer.

I want to paint mine yellow. The School Bossk.

Seriously, I want to know what kind of hair products Chewie uses. He's so... glossy. There's so much volume!

Seriously, I want to know what kind of hair products Chewie uses. He's so... glossy. There's so much volume!

It's actually all synthetic by now. In Episode 7 he's got a full body tupee.

Seriously, I want to know what kind of hair products Chewie uses. He's so... glossy. There's so much volume!

It's actually all synthetic by now. In Episode 7 he's got a full body tupee.

I heard he knitted a body suit out of Ewok fur.

alright everyone,

I had to explain this to a coworker who mentioned how Chewie didn't look like he aged, that's because during the original trilogy he was 400 years old, wookies live a long time, so 30 years to them is not so much a difference as for a human.

A happy trandoshan is a productive trandoshan... or is it that a working trandoshan is a happy one?

I can't really tell, but who am I to deny a 2 meter tall bounty hunter lizard with large ship and a blaster rifle that could blow my cubicle appart in one shot the small pleasures in life?

A happy trandoshan is a productive trandoshan...

“A good worker is a live worker. Paid to live - and work! A bad worker is a dead worker; and vice-versa. Don’t be a bad worker; bad workers are slaves, and dead. Payday for good workers has been postponed indefinitely. Payday for bad workers is cancelled!”

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Skinning Jan??? He's skinning something but where did that come from??

I can't wait to run mangler + Greedo on on this guy. Not sure what else, maybe calculating and a recon specialist?

180 Tactician for me.

That gunner isn't a Wookie. It's just a guy wearing a custom made Wookie-skin flight suit.

Bossk would like that guy a lot then!

I can't wait to run mangler + Greedo on on this guy. Not sure what else, maybe calculating and a recon specialist?

I think crit-based builds will be one of Bossk's best build options.

Edited by Lord Master Igneus

That gunner isn't a Wookie. It's just a guy wearing a custom made Wookie-skin flight suit.

Bossk would like that guy a lot then!

I can't wait to run mangler + Greedo on on this guy. Not sure what else, maybe calculating and a recon specialist?

I think crit-based builds will be one of Bossk's best build options.

Merc Copilot?