I want to do it with the sheer volume of them.

I want to go into a tournament with TIE-Puns, and for the entirity of the tournament, maintain a 1:1 Pun to Sentence ratio.

And chatterbox my opponent to distraction.

And have an annoying style to my fleet to boot.

That just makes you the undesirable person people talk about behind their backs at the gaming store, and no one will want to play with/against you.

However, I want to see you win the tournament like this, so here's a pun....

When you destroy a YT-1300, say " I got to han it to FFG, they really gave these bombers the cards to chewie through other ships."

When attacking a YT-1300, say " time to falcon Punish that ship!"

Paint your TIE punishers a mix of Burnt orange/ Sky blue. (Or any other crazy color combination).

Paint them after MLP characters. (if your not serious about MLP this one will make people stare...)

Take one TIE punisher and have it do nothing but ram other ships the entire game.

This won't stop me from buying a couple of them though.

Paint them after MLP characters. (if your not serious about MLP this one will make people stare...)

I actually am a brony, and want a Rainbow Dash themed YT-2400.

I suppose I could find some issues of Deadpool x Punisher for some more options.

Paint them after MLP characters. (if your not serious about MLP this one will make people stare...)

I actually am a brony, and want a Rainbow Dash themed YT-2400.

I suppose I could find some issues of Deadpool x Punisher for some more options.

That also works. I think someone already mentioned putting a big punisher logo on the side of the TIE punisher in another thread.

While i'm not a brony, a sky blue YT-2400 does sound interesting...

I remember the old days when X-Wing was more about coming up with a witty title for your squad.

Such as "The Punnatentary"

It's a stress based control listed.

When setting up your first dials can say these are your opuning moves.