And I don't mean to do so by making the ship that powerful.

However, it is the TIE-Pun in short-hand, so I want as many X-Wing puns as we can think of, to taunt people while I play with the ship.

Can I get your help?

If it only took puns to get a ship banned I would not be allowed to fly anything.

I want to do it with the sheer volume of them.

I want to go into a tournament with TIE-Puns, and for the entirity of the tournament, maintain a 1:1 Pun to Sentence ratio.
And chatterbox my opponent to distraction.
And have an annoying style to my fleet to boot.

The list is entitled Bomb Voyage

Particularly punishing puns pummeling poor players.

That's alliteration and doesn't count.

The advantage in this game is to the Empire, every game begins a Tie.

I'm Ty-pun up a list right now.

If at first you don't succeed, Tie, Tie again.

No even alliterbite?

Puns won't stop me. I love them. You'd have me laughing most of the time. That's how you'd get me...

Bare arms bear no arms but mine have mines.

Use "redline" and play racing music from your phone while you play.

every speed-2 maneuver you reveal, say "2-hard, some say not hard enough"

after each hit by your punisher, call it "a punishing volley"

every speed-2 maneuver you reveal, say "2-hard, some say not hard enough"

after each hit by your punisher, call it "a punishing volley"

Have the "A Punishing Blow" from Darkest Dungeon set up as a sound-file on my phone?

every speed-2 maneuver you reveal, say "2-hard, some say not hard enough"

after each hit by your punisher, call it "a punishing volley"

Have the "A Punishing Blow" from Darkest Dungeon set up as a sound-file on my phone?

That is living the tie-life.

To be obnoxious when firing ordnance, call out fox-1, fox-2, etc.

When dropping bombs, play "you dropped a bomb on me"

Each time you roll red dice on a primary weapon attack, "I'm green lighting your death project."

And lets not forget the punisher,s action dial. "Boost, there it is. Boost, there it is..."

Make a comment about that faux-cus token being all too real.

Make sure your target lock tokens spell something annoying, funny, or obscene.

Put your ships on at least 3-4 pegs.

That's alliteration and doesn't count.

lol... Pew. Pew.. Pew...

Shots fired!

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Shall TIE punish You or Shall TIE Punish me?

Regardless Ordnance is a Punisher.. have you seen the cost of those things?

Make sure your target lock tokens spell something annoying, funny, or obscene.

We did just get the SS TL, so I could make nazi jokes.

"Oh, you did a koiogran? I did nazi that coming"

Put your ships on at least 3-4 pegs.

I already do that with Lt Blount.

He's flyin' hiiiiiiiigh

Punisher? I don't even know her!

(Also works with interceptor and defender)