I sure am.

But in all seriousness, ships that can escape their own arcs are hilarious.

I wonder what speed Koiogran it will have
Or even better, Segnor's Loop

If you can Slam a Koiogran, your K speed is simultaneously X and 2x+1.
If it has the B-Wing's 2K, it can do a 2 forward and Slam a 2K into a 5 K total
If it has the most common Koiogran of 4, it can do the same to Slam into a 9
If it has the Bomber's 5K and 5 Forward, it can do an 11K from this shenanigan.

...In fact, that's probably it. It has a 5 K and no 5 Forward, because they hate awesomeness.

It's okay. Bring out the turrets again gang!

If the Tie Defender had a SLAM system it could perform a stall maneuver using the 4 template.

If the Tie Defender had a SLAM system it could perform a stall maneuver using the 4 template.

Or a Green 0K

Or a green 9k!

I think we've determined why the Defender doesn't have SLAM.

Because there's no fun allowed for the Defender.