TFA Trailer II Brings 2 Billion Dollars to Disney

By Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun, in X-Wing

"In the teaser, we hear Luke’s voice saying a familiar, but slightly altered line from Return of the Jedi: “The force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power too.”

He laughed and said that he kept messing up and saying: “My father had it.”"
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Okay that's definitely on purpose then.

Edited by Captain Lackwit

Okay, the headline is a bit misleading. On the day the trailer was released, their share price increased by an amount equaling $2 billion before coming back down the following day. But I suppose it's hard to pick up pageviews for an article titled "Enormous corporation's stock experiences typical daily fluctuations."

Okay, the headline is a bit misleading. On the day the trailer was released, their share price increased by an amount equaling $2 billion before coming back down the following day. But I suppose it's hard to pick up pageviews for an article titled "Enormous corporation's stock experiences typical daily fluctuations."

That headline made my day. You should write for the Onion, they'd probably pick that story up.