So one of my players has a fancy for thinking up 40k jokes, typically based around Orks. Well, he recently came up with one that seems unfinished to me, but for the life of us we can't seem to agree how it should finish. So I figure I'll post it here and see what you guys can come up with. So far it has two parts, and you'd be filling in the third part. Fair WARNING though for the younger members of this board. Violence and innuendo ensue. (That propbably doesn't mean anything to you, but for lynching sake, I had to say it.)

So, a man who is feelign a little frisky approaches his wife with the prospect of a little role playing. Since they're both big Dark Heresy players, he's been fantasizing about a 40k themed romp in the sack.

"O-ok, but I'm not really sure what I'd be." she says blushing.

"Oh, well, you can be a Sister Sororitas who's become corrupt and is looking to vent your new lustful urges on me."

The bites her lip and says, "I think I can work with that, but what are you going to be?"

"I'll be a space ork."

"But how do you-"

"WAAAARGH!!!" he screams before punching her in the face, and she blacks out.

A few weeks later, once all her bruises have healed, and she's cooled off a little, the husband finally builds up the courage to ask her to give it another try.

"Honey, I promise it'll be different this time! I don't know what I was thinking. I just thought, y'know, big and strong, and I got carried away. I'm sorry, just give me another shot. I promise, it'll be fun this time, and I won't be anything like an Ork."

"Alright, alright. If it's THAT important to you...but I get to pick what we are this time."

"Anything, anything!"

"Ok then, this time, I'll be an Inquisitor who's investigating a Slaaneshi cult, and I've captured you, because you have the information I need, and you have to try and resist as I extract it anyway I- see- fit. How's that sound?"

"Greatt! I'll be a Dark Eldar Haemonculus!"

"What?"

Shink

So, that's what he has so far, but it just sounds incomplete. I think there really ought to be a third part to the joke, preferably one where the wife gets a little pay-back to an unsuspecting husband. What do you guys think? Think you can finish the joke?

As an extra treat, I'll give you guys another of my player's jokes.

"Why did the space ork cross the road?"

"Why?"

"To WAAAARGH!!!"

Wh40K jokes = priceless.

What do you call a lasgun with a laser sight?

... Twin-linked!

Or this one!

An Eldar peacemaker, a Tau Watercaste negotiator and an Imperial diplomat were all taking a bathroom break during some official peace treaty discussions. Once they had done their business the three went over to the sinks and started to wash their hands.

The Eldar peacemaker only turned off the faucet when he was soaping up his hands, and he used very little soap:

-"Since the Fall, our people have learned the value and importance of conserving ones resources and the ill ways of excess." he said smugly to the Tau negotiator.

The Tau watercaste negotiator, unlike the Eldar, used generous amounts of water and soap and he answered:

-" At the water caste academy we were all taught the importance of a well groomed and hygenic exterior ." he answered, equally smug about himself.

The human Imperial negotiator just looked sceptical at the other two, ignored washing his hands and walked out saying:

-"My dad taught me not to piss on my hands..."

Varnias Tybalt said:

lol classic!