When Ruvion posted his thread on whether or not RB has a future, I realized as president of the Ronan of the MIld Fan Club that the publicity and membership committees have failed to conduct any meetings this year.

Anyone having questions about their membership status should post them to "Ronan of the Mild Fan Club" in Frostgate at the Soaring Razorwing Inn, where the committees are currently having all their correspondence delivered.

As president, I can authorize any interested new members can still take advantage of last year's membership offer of 25-percent off the normal annual dues. This year's annual meeting is still scheduled to take place October 1 in Talamir.

PS - The Ronan of the Mild Fan Club has been in existence for nearly six years, and is dedicated to fostering an appreciation for the exploits of the mustached one himself, while at the same time fending off lawsuits from the Mild One's erstwhile furry sidekick, the weasel. Just because we can't prove he embezzled 3/4 of the club's funds three years ago doesn't mean it didn't happen!

Hey am I still VP? Or have my irresponsible negligence forced you to demote me?

Sorry, Ruvion. Per the by-laws, any officer missing two consecutive meetings without prior written permission from the board of directors is automatically removed from office.

Unfortunately, this also means the entire board is now vacant and everyone's seat will be up for grabs at the upcoming annual election, which of course takes place at the annual meeting.

PS - Anyone running for office who uses a platform of "A vote for me is a vote for change" will be met with a hail of rotting vegetation and razorwing dung. The annual elections can be quite raucous that way...