Worlds 2009 - Fun times with the UFS People

By mattkohls, in UFS General Discussion

I will be getting a full report typed up sometime soon, but for now I just wanted to mention the good times I had with everybody and give some quick shoutouts. The full report will be much more detailed, so look for that soon.

FFG:
Steve and James – keep up the great work and thanks for running the events as always. I think I might need to go after a card in Cthulhu now that my UFS one has rotated.

Ohio:
UFS House – we did it! Congrats Paul, at last we have achieved our goal. Now onto that next goal. . .you know it.

Michigan: sorry that we didn’t let you have any assets this year, but you know how it goes.

Andrew – it’s a sad day now that we’ve rotated. Looks like we need to get our stuff together for next year and kick it up a notch. Congrats on making top 4.

Jeremy – next year it’s all up to you man, all you. Let’s get our new game rolling too.

Tanner – let me know when you figure out how to beat Astrid.

Al – we need more cup stories. Unless I missed something, I didn’t hear about any this time.

UK: Thanks for making the effort to come across the pond. We would love to have you guys again, and hopefully some of us can make it over to your side sometime.

Joe – nice work on organizing the massive dinner. We really didn’t think that we would be able to get into anywhere with all of us, but by god you got everyone there and somehow it happened. Also you licked jeremy’s face, so uh yeah that’s gotta count for something.

Kyle – I finally broke my losing streak against the Europeans against you. Keep the nationality count up, we expect an updated report next year hehe.

Matt Hewitt – it sucks that we didn’t get to talk nearly as much as last time. The weekend just went by way too fast. Thanks for the trades and the good times.

Ross – thanks again for the Patriot Games.

NY:
Magnus – for telling me that I was so nice that if I had a handgun I wouldn’t even shoot anyone with it or something. . .haha what. . .yeah you had to be there. Great times at dinner and the Ram hanging with you man. You need to get back to Ohio for some beer pong challenges. Let me know when and we will do it.

Noel – for laughing so **** much about the tragic loss of Minotaur’s family. Also for flipping those DBlades so that we could get our second asset, haha. Tough break man, but you’ll be back up there sometime soon. Also thanks for covering more than your share of the bar tab with Garret and I.

Osei – for the great match in the team finals. Those last two games were mean man, you gave that Zi Mei deck its only loss of the weekend. At least you got your revenge from Ruthless Villainy.

Omar – for being the last werewolf left, giving us some of his card, and for having more attacks in his mill deck than Paul’s champion deck. Of course he was chavez-ing as usual.

Andew, holydragoncloud, Matt, Macek, Fred, Jihan – great to see you guys as always.

Tapout:
We didn’t get to hang out very much this time, you guys need to come with us to the Ram next year. I hope I didn’t scare Chubbs too badly when I yelled at him haha. I was just playing man, figured I’d get you back for all the ridiculous **** you’ve ever done to us. Also, I hate to admit it, but looking at my spreadsheet it appears that they did cut to top 16 at team worlds in 2008, as ridiculous as that sounds it is indeed true. Looks like Osei owes some $$ to Huges, sorry Osei, I really thought it was top 8.

Canada:
Mikey Mouse, Keith, and Danny (foxhound) – keep up the good work, as always you seem to get at least one of you into top cuts. I look forward to my next trip to Canada, you guys need to take us to red triangle/green triangle, we’ve never even been to one yet!

Garret – for winning the most epic dice roll of all time on your way to 3rd place overall, generally kicking ass all weekend, pulling off the collecting data of DOOM, and being the nicest man in Canada. I hope I bought you a beer at some point, but I can’t remember. If not, I still owe you. Thanks for the dice bag. We still need to audit the $500-in-one-day-scheme too haha.

South: I enjoyed sharing the room with you guys/girl and when is DragonCon?

Ben – **** you for sitting next to that guy at werewolf, acting like the seer! Though, when we were both werewolves we did clean sweep all of the villagers. Good work at the Ram with the quarters. Next time we need to play pong or landmine. I think that the cupcake to the face should be tradition for all future world champions.

Ivey – sorry I couldn’t give you a better deck, but that was all I had left. Hopefully you and Ben will rock some badass decks next year.

Little guy – thanks for not puking on me and sorry for giving you the investigation stare, but I had to make sure you weren’t gonna do it.

Table guy – hopefully we weren’t too annoying when we came back to the hotel and you were already under the table.

ScottGaines – just being ridiculous (YWNE-ing the waitress, goddammit man) and not winning legacy.

Nick Abra Kadabra and catwife and Thai - I look forward to seeing you again at the GCC. Let's March it up Thai.

Texas – it was good to finally meet some of you people. It’s always good to see new faces at GenCon, hopefully all of you will return next year and we’ll get more chances to chat.

West: Brett – keep rocking UFS out there. Also let me know when you figure out how to beat Astrid with 15 damage, haha jk. Hope you had a safe flight.

Everyone else that was at the dinner/Ram – Alex, Yanni, Eithinis, Lin, Shinji, Steven, Zessei, goo’s gf, and anyone else that I missed – Saturday night was awesome, I say we do it again next year, and next time everyone should come join us for the werewolf game.

whoops I forgot about the WI crew Dani, Nick, etc - good times

man matt, i was out of control this weekend. i played so many ufs cards in real life. you know you love me baby.

can't wait to see you guys again and have some more fun. i love all you ufs house guys, no homo, alright... yes homo. OH BABY

congrats on that 2nd asset, can't wait to see this ****.

minotaur is like the best story ever, i think it beasts the banned card bum for sure.

When did Werewolf happen? I would have rocked that so hard had I known! Next year for sure.

aslum said:

When did Werewolf happen? I would have rocked that so hard had I known! Next year for sure.

happens ALL over the con, and is way more noticeable at night when things die down. we were playing from about 1am~ish to way past 5am.

was the first time i played and i am REALLY glad ivey convinced me to sit down for it. we have to get an epic-sized game going next time!

mattkohls said:

Texas – it was good to finally meet some of you people. It’s always good to see new faces at GenCon, hopefully all of you will return next year and we’ll get more chances to chat.

I missed hanging out with OMG Matt Kohls? Gorramit, I really need to stop reading these tales of Worlds shenanigans =(

GouHadou said:

aslum said:

When did Werewolf happen? I would have rocked that so hard had I known! Next year for sure.

happens ALL over the con, and is way more noticeable at night when things die down. we were playing from about 1am~ish to way past 5am.

was the first time i played and i am REALLY glad ivey convinced me to sit down for it. we have to get an epic-sized game going next time!

Yea man..i will def get in on some Werewolf. Giant games are the best

Oh yea @kohls, I thought you ohio gents were pro drinkers? How did you and paul let me,the lightweight, out chug you guys? WEEEEAAAAAKKKKK!!!!

@ Tanner - yes you won the chug-off... (I hate typing that). In my defense, I was second, it was an American beer (and I can't chug water...) and, I had already had the wine+ mega food at that crazy portion restaurant. Most importantly, I had just left a discussion with Shinji about 'logic' and I had therefore lost all sense of what I was doing or where I was (see lost bag shortly thereafter)

@ Matt - this is the most hilarious thread time of the year! And when you get 40+ people out, and then 20+ out for werewolf (Ivy rocks for convincing us, this game is very fun), you are bound to have mass story action. I can't decide whether to include everything ala mass report, or to split it up into different sections of the forums. In any case, you were so prevalent to my weekend that you would be in every report I wrote, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

- dut

ps. I have contacted Magnus' people and the audit committee meeting is scheduled for next gencon, early enough that I don't have to battle him for diversity again, and I have the planning done already. The materiality is $1, every buck/point (diversity reference) counts, and I think there is a going concern risk that we need to talk to him about. Bring your gun to the meeting, the one you won't use, and we will be fine.

OMG Matt Kohls metioned me :P

I agree with aslum, I wanna be in on this werewolf shiz next year.

I love me some UFS house

Congrats brothers in arms

..ok I'm guessing Dut is also an accountant, the diversity I get...and yeah the rest flies over my head...I'm tempted since I'm at work as of this post to ask someone what this all means...

Anyway, it's always a blast with you guys, hope they'll be more than one meeting per year next year, or with any luck, this one.

GouHadou said:

aslum said:

When did Werewolf happen? I would have rocked that so hard had I known! Next year for sure.

happens ALL over the con, and is way more noticeable at night when things die down. we were playing from about 1am~ish to way past 5am.

was the first time i played and i am REALLY glad ivey convinced me to sit down for it. we have to get an epic-sized game going next time!

OMG Thanks for spelling my name right!!!!!!!!!!!

IVEY guys! jeez! :P

yeah, sorry i was being such a snappy ***** trying to get everyone to shut up and sit down and quit whining to play werewolf, but it worked out for the best :)

Mattkohls D*C is September 4-7. COME DOWN YOU GUYS! and no worries about the deck...the fact that you let me borrow anything was pawesome enough. also, now i'm building my OWN Ivy deck. not exactly the same as yours, but at least i was inspired :)

Khols you guys are always a blast. Thanks for letting us room with you guys. Even though paul didn't get my full bed time wrath!

And bucca da bapita beepity should be a tradition along with the cupcaking.
Congrats to UFS house on completing the trifecta!

Matt Kohls! U are Leetsauce. good seeing u again and i am NEVER drinking like that again (the last half gallon was the line that got crossed lol). Btw... Did my growler get thrown out??

PS I dont think i ever knew how to play that werewolf game. bit ill def learn next year (and sober hopefully)

Nothing like sitting at matt and jons table while drinking beers. good stuff.

No cup stories this year. I came back with stories involving everything from cupcakes to spanking to letters, but no cups. Jeremy's cold, black, fudge-dip heart melted a bit this year so I backed off him a bit.

I think u more than made up for it by bagging me! asswipe lol

While I'm sad I missed Werewolf (We play that in sci-fi club at school like every other week since we have the main building to ourselves until like midnight), I'm glad all you guys had fun, and thanks for the shout-out! And remember (in relation to your team shirts) QUICK! CHANGE THE CHANNEL! =)

Link said:

I think u more than made up for it by bagging me! asswipe lol

Mexico ain't no ***** like America. We aim where we live when we smack: The Dirty South.

Thanx matt for the comment and hey u r still a nice guy, But dont except me to b nice wen i come to ohio to beat on u and who ever is ur team mate in beer pong. And at last i enjoy every moment of hanging out with u and the other UFS players, this was the best event i have ever been too.

MegaGeese said:

mattkohls said:

Texas – it was good to finally meet some of you people. It’s always good to see new faces at GenCon, hopefully all of you will return next year and we’ll get more chances to chat.

I missed hanging out with OMG Matt Kohls? Gorramit, I really need to stop reading these tales of Worlds shenanigans =(

Wakeen... i got to drink with them... yeah

be jealous wakeen :P

Good seeing you guys, it's always fun!

Looking forward to attending more big events. I'm sure you'd make a good rival =D

CorruptedFlame82 said:

we smack: The Dirty South.

LOLwhut? Scooter is still in training~! He needs to learn how to drink before he can be properly gauged.
And Jeremy, Beer pong? One on one, I'll play anyone! challenge #2.
I have a feeling I'm gonna be more hammered than the drunken master challenge >.<