First and foremost let me say, this was the best weekend ever for hanging out, the meta blew, but you guys rocked socks.

Secondly let me say, MINI BLOCK IS THE TRUTH!

Now onto the epicness, post up crazy **** you saw, heard, did etc.

Number one for me is the banned card bum. ZOMG!! so epic me and havoc aka ryan got a bum to sing about banned cards. he sounded like bb king and here are some of the rhymes he came up with after we explained to him what the cards did. ADDES SYNDICATE, WE GONE NEGATE ALL YO ****.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, THEY AIN'T NO PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE. TURBO, THAT WAS A OLD SKREET FIGHTA' GAME.

YOU HAD TO BE THERE SON

Number two, noel's response to CAN'T READ! HIS NAME IS A SPECIES LOL, noel was crying he was laughing so hard, i though he was going into cardiac arrest.

Number three, Paul b getting that card son!! make matt or jon ride in the back seat to potm next year, and let me drive OH BABY!!

Number four, KNIGHT BREAKER and PASTA being said over 1000 times at this con, COUNT IT!

Number five, me, arch and havoc dropping in round 3 b/c we played orange card decks and going to draft mtg and talk about how we can't wait for miniblock the whole time.

Number six, me playing my legacy ukyo against james' worlds ibuki deck, card for card. i beat him 2 sets to one barely. btw, neither one of us sided in our chinese sword styles also i used the hot dave freeman tech against james and didn't play responses.

Number seven, andrew olexa's magikarp shirt, ZOMG

Number eight, the unrequited love letter james got, OH BABY!

Number nine, Omar Chavez, was OMAR CHAVEZING

Number ten, stalker drop will be looped by victor in legacy worlds next year, the earth seal will be played. ZOMG.

Number eleven, havoc beating me in legacy worlds then we both go and drink an entire pithcer of margaratis A PIECE in under 45 mins. godly.

Number twelve, the fire alarm that happened, so dumb and crazy.

Number thirteen, while ryan was playing lin in legacy finals me and archimedes played over 10 ukyo mirror matches before they finished one rock vs tycho game LOL. i'm talking complete MATCHES son.

GOO FINALLY SHOWED UP TO AN EVENT! HOLY CRAP!! i heart you goo.

and finally Me telling a waitress who was talking trash to me about me telling the bum story that I, and I quote "RESPOND WITH YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE"

it was also super **** meeing archimedes and getting to kick it and ben we had alot of fun talking **** to kroswek lol. me and you are too thug nasty.

also magnus got molested by me too, i think he really thinks i'm gay LOL. i put ice down his pants, OH BABY

IF YOU MISSED WORLDS YOU SUCK, get your ass out to an event next year gaiz. You are missing out on so much man, this is what makes it all worth it.

so much more happened, post up your shizzle.

EDITS: zomg i forgot me and ivey played like 30 rock paper scissors games at the ram lol, CHARLES NOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

also the jeremy ray flip that i pulled was amazing, i also molested jeremy ray and he said i had a soft touch, OH BABY!

also when we left the PASTA B place, we all did a techno dance lead by arhimedes that was hot, i even backed my thang up on a waitress LOL.

and so much more i'll remember later, god this was so EPIC.

im gonna go on record and say your estimate of knight breaker being said 1000 times is way to low. I played you in singles as Jivitma and between you and Shaneth it was said at least 400 times that game.

LOL yeah man that was crazy, btw our game was fun and epic you ran orange cards as well! GOOD **** SIR!

everyone i got to play for the first time at this event, it was nice and fun. i'm so ready for more ufs miniblock sex.

Yea this being my first competitive UFS events all things went well except the drama in round 6 and pushing round 7 back 45 min.

Scott Gaines said:

Dawww and here I thought you didn't want me around.

Dude! that letter was made of awesome it should be put up in some kind of museum it was that good!! haha but naw man good times at dinner saturday night i cant wait to the next big event where we push 40+ people into one resturant lol

dude. best freakin drinking game ever!!!!!

I wish I could have seen the letter before it was shredded.

Turn 1'ing Bucca de Beppos.

Seriously Scott, everything you posted is the truth!

Also, I got an abdominal work-out (laughing too **** hard) over the unrequitted love letter... If I think I know what you are referring to lol.

- dut

dutpotd said:

Ohhh yeah. That's teamwork for ya. Too bad it will never see the light of day..

Dude you forgot to say leaving promos as tips at Bucca!! And the ******* awesome exit the 2 random waitresses gave us.

Scott Gaines said:

I feel terrible about not making it, for those 3 things alone! I laughed pretty hard just reading this, son.

All I have to say is that I witnessed cupcake facial creaming four times. Jeremy ray, someone, someone else (jihan?) and then PAUL BITTNER!

taht last was epic. Ben Shoemaker got a cupcake for his 'birthday' at Bucco di Beppo (great though expensive place BTW). Three people were in our way to get to Paul. Noel (I think), short skinny girlfriend of Nick... Abrishmoff? (terrible with names) and Ivy. Ben got the first out of the way by telling him to drink with us, I got skinny girl off the booth by asking her for a picture of her cosplay (misc cat thing in black), Ben sits down next to Ivy, gets close to her, and then reachs over Ivy and BAM!!!! ZOMGSPLOTTED 1/2LARGECUPCAKE IN CHAMPIONS FACE FTW!

That's what you get for winning worlds. Cupcake in the face.

* British people saying things funny (Glacier)

* James Hata making himself broke in new format (so strong whoah).

* Steve for being a very good man and throwing out some extra stuff for the brits for their nats, and to the wandering masters.

* Gencon guard for telling off some punk kid giving her crap about not being let in without a badge and then caling security on him!

* Anime/cosplayers doign a dance routine.

* Ivy dressing as Ivy

* Dani getting all the Astrid art prints.

*moremoremoremoremore

what you mean i finally showed up for a event? i always come to the major tourneys every year except nationals

i've missed you goo, you came to nationals last year and the year before stud. DON'T HATE!! i need my goo(god this sounds bad)

dut: you rock man.

ivey: yeah that was amazing, it's the best game ever.

this tournament was HOT!

DaiAndOh said:

it would make fallout 4 happen in real life. we better have a vault with ufs cards in it.

oh yeah the paul b cupcake OMG. PAUL BITTNER STARS IN WHITE MAGIC, that would be the best porn ever.

also when V joe licked the icing off off of jeremy ray's face, OMG

Noel checks three darkness blades in a row turns 1,2 and 3 after discarding one in his opening hand

yeah man that was so gay, also ******* collecting data. that canada tech son.

see you at the next big one man and final round dude!

becoming bouncing techno beebles as we left buca di beppos was a great way to cap off the 45 person dinner.

our dinner was bigger than most events

Scott who was it you ******* molested into a Somersault Kick and nearly KO the other guys in our room at the RAM?

koreymfh said:

DAAAKNESS!!!!!

I like how the only thing you really said about the main event was that Knight Breaker was said a lot.

Halbard100 said:

jeremy ray did the first ever ufs air backbreaker in real life

GouHadou said:

dude omg that pasta b restaurant was so ****. that was the best thing EVER.