If you enjoyed the North Korean Attack on Sony...

By The Professor, in Arkham Horror Second Edition

9635? It'd be interesting to know where the original thread with the game is hidden, to proclaim the winner...

I think it is between the Korean spam message about enlarging your dried squid and the Korean spam message about earning thousands of pounds of kimchi by paying for online courses. My Korean may be slightly off...

While waiting for a more permanent fix, couldn't one of the forum modders delete spam posts every now and then? I mean, like they used to do. Or am I missing something here?

Dunno. I messaged the administrator of the forum asking for thread removal, but got no answer (and no thread cancelled). I noticed some other stuff was removed from BattleLore forum and LotR *puzzled*

Dunno. I messaged the administrator of the forum asking for thread removal, but got no answer (and no thread cancelled). I noticed some other stuff was removed from BattleLore forum and LotR *puzzled*

They should just make you an admin...

Dunno. I messaged the administrator of the forum asking for thread removal, but got no answer (and no thread cancelled). I noticed some other stuff was removed from BattleLore forum and LotR *puzzled*

They should just make you an admin...

Then I should probably stop answering questions :-// Dunno. I'm headed Innsmouth searching for retired people, Star Spawns and see what happens.

Dunno. I messaged the administrator of the forum asking for thread removal, but got no answer (and no thread cancelled). I noticed some other stuff was removed from BattleLore forum and LotR *puzzled*

They should just make you an admin...

Then I should probably stop answering questions :-// Dunno. I'm headed Innsmouth searching for retired people, Star Spawns and see what happens.

Seriously Julia, that might look like delicious sushi they serve at the Esoteric Order of Dagon Special Lunch Buffé, but I'm sure you are supposed to voluntarily swallow food, not have it saunter its own merry way down your esophagus. And the people over there hate boardgames! And the retired people all have amnesia and will make the worst possible friends!

So stay with usss! Join ussss!

*Scampers off towards the dank and dark cellars*

They have amnesia? Did they? I'm afraid I don't remember...

Don't worry Julia! Jason and I remember everything. You can totally trust us. With everything. Here, I'll hold this bucket and you can start milking. Yep. Nothing but good ol' stand up guys, that's us! Try to milk the lower udders, or she might bite your head off! Sure, we have a long list of things for you to do. That, er, you promised you would do. Oops, she's beginning to look a little upset, maybe you should try petting her... no along not against! Anyway, take this list of things that are really necessary for you to deal with. I'll be off for a while. Watch out for... other people.

I tend to avoid the buffet, but Wednesday's shuffleboard tournament and bingo night are quite lovely.

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I tend to avoid the buffet, but Wednesday's shuffleboard tournament and bingo night are quite lovely.

I don't know. Lovely is when the last player in the shuffleboard tournament isn't ritually sacrificed and eaten by the winner of the bingo night. From my experience.

From which is safe to assume that you won the bingo, and never arrived last in the other tournament. Possibly.

Hah! Maybe I'm writing this from inside a very large be-tentacled creature? Or... wait. Is that Jason?

I make sure never to lose shuffleboard. I'm not above creating a diversion and kicking an opponent's puck out of the way when nobody is looking. Plus, the prosthetic fish gills ensure that the organizers don't give me any trouble.

Even if I were writing this from inside a large be-ten-tickled creature, I wouldn't admit it anyway.

Edited by jlhorner1974

So I've almost stopped checking the forums... the spam is still here but anything new?

Have you caught up with all the awful jokes?

Have you caught up with all the awful jokes?

Hey! No reason to go all personal! They're not worse than really bad!

I've got a joke so bad it's good.

What kind of fruit can only get married in a church?

A cantelope!!!