The Hilarity That is HNN: The Holonet News Network

By Alpha Xg1, in Star Wars: Armada

Rofl.

All credit goes to our friend Mikael Hasselstein and the dedicated team of talented writers/contributors over at HNN who strive selflessly and continuously to bring side-splitting, tear-inducing enjoyment for the greater SW fanbase - US!

I was hoping that everyone could share their opinions on their favourite HNN Article with a brief explanation of why they like it.

Today I came across a real gem - granted it was originally posted 2 years ago by secondcoming over at imgur.com:

Force Choke Victims - The Facts

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love'em.

They're fair and balanced.

truly a reputable and self critical news network. The most trusted in the Universe as far as im concerned.

I love'em.

They're fair and balanced.

Listen to the truth on The Free Voice.

Fulcrum Lives.

Edited by Beatty

I heard they're a bunch of Sith-hea[CENSORED BY THE IMPERIAL SECURITY SERVICE]

Today I came across a real gem - granted it was originally posted 2 years ago by secondcoming over at imgur.com:

Force Choke Victims - The Facts

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love'em.

They're fair and balanced.

Fair and Balanced? Do know how many Bothans die to bring you the Nightly News? And every guest pundit is either an imperial officer or a Moff. And the last guest that started to disagree with news casters died from choking live on air!

Of course HNN is fair and balanced. We allow all loyal-to-the-Emperor views to be aired.

As you say, we allow both imperial officers AND Moffs to be heard. Also, we allow for COMPNOR officers, including ISB agents, and even Outer-Rim analysts, such as Benn Gleck.

And Bothans are an expendable resource.

Hey all,

I've been away on vacation, which has led to radio silence on HNN this last month. However, I'm back, and reporting is recommencing. Mostly on the X-Wing front right now, but hopefully I'll also get an Armada game in soonish.

Anyway, the latest news is here:

HNN is Back From Unknown Regions

Awesome. Blood Squadron over in the Hirschau system has received warning of an impending rebel attack...more to follow. Hopefully it makes the news!

Ugh.. . Nooooooo he's back!

Got it! Lol that and the death star orientation is also hilarious.

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Edited by Marinealver

I'll just leave this here:

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