Worst Loadouts Possible

By Jo Jo, in X-Wing

Since we now have a bunch of pilots and upgrades, I thought it would be fun to try and come up with some of the worst load outs for a pilot you can. So pick a pilot and load him/her out as bad as possible. Stick with named pilots, obviously an Academy with EI is dumb. Don't use redundant upgrades either, IE Targeting Computer on a ship with a TL action. I'll start things off:

Biggs - Advanced Proton Torps + R2-D6 + Expose + EU = 40 points

Fel's Wrath. 'Nuff said.

Rebel Operative — HWK-290 16

Luke Skywalker 7

Maximize your one attack die

Horton Salm + x2 APT + Autoblaster Turret. 39 This really works Hortons ability :P

Jan Ors + Elusiveness + Autoblaster Turret + Saboteur + Experimental Interface

So many unhelpful options for stressing yourself.

Howlrunner - Lone Wolf

Rerolls! They're ALWAYS good, right?

I think any YT-2400 + Outrider title + Flechette Cannon is pretty terrible.

Extra credit if used on Eaden Vrill.

Tycho, Test, Refit, Squad leader, PTL (forgot Experimental Interface)

...nevermind, that sounds hilarious

I do think bodyguard Guri escorting Xizor is definitely up there, though

Edited by ficklegreendice

Nothing but HWKs without any turrets.

Howlrunner - Lone Wolf

Rerolls! They're ALWAYS good, right?

I'll see that and raise you

Serissu with Dead Man's Hand :wacko:

Soontir Fel + Adrenaline Rush

Blount + Munitions Failsafe + any missile or torpedo.

Soontir Fel (or any EPT interceptor)

Draw Their Fire

Because if there's one thing that inteceptors need and love, it's more crits applied directly to their hull.

Howlrunner - Lone Wolf

Rerolls! They're ALWAYS good, right?

I'll see that and raise you

Serissu with Dead Man's Hand :wacko:

Sirissu can't take Illicits, so this won't work, though she's another terrible Lone Wolf candidate.

Dash Rendar + Outrider + Flechette Cannon + Expose + Luke Skywalker.

Edited by PhantomFO

Whisper + Intimidation + Vader + Enhanced Scopes

Edited by treybert

Howlrunner - Lone Wolf

Rerolls! They're ALWAYS good, right?

I'll see that and raise you

Serissu with Dead Man's Hand :wacko:

Sirissu can't take Illicits, so this won't work, though she's another terrible Lone Wolf candidate.

Dash Rendar + Outrider + Flechette Cannon + Expose + Luke Skywalker.

bugger!

that would be hilariously suicidal

I guess I'll just have to load out all of the Zs in my Z+Serissu swarm with them instead - potential for a nice chain reaction

Tycho, Test, Refit, Squad leader, PTL (forgot Experimental Interface)

...nevermind, that sounds hilarious

I do think bodyguard Guri escorting Xizor is definitely up there, though

He's not a half bad action passer. Silly but useable.

I was going to say Biggs with Lone Wolf, but Lone Wolf is a favorite here already.

I was going to say Biggs with Lone Wolf, but Lone Wolf is a favorite here already.

how about Biggs with expose (via BadgeBot) ?

This may fall under the redundant upgrade rule, but:

Biggs + R2-D6 + Draw Their Fire

TIE Phantom with Vader (crew)

Ok, this may not be the worst build, but it sure sucks for the points:

Scum Boba

Opportunist (4)
Heavy Laser Cannon (7)
Gunner (5)
Homing Missiles (5)
“Hot Shot” Blaster (3)
Engine Upgrade (4)
Andrasta (0)
Proton Bombs (5)
Proton Bombs (5)
Proton Bombs (5)
Have fun with the other 18 points in your list!
Edited by Radzap

Combine Expose and Proton Rockets on just about anybody.

HWK (any), blaster turret and weapons engineer (without moldy crow title).

N'dru Suhlak with Squad Leader, Wingman, Swarm Tactics or Decoy.

Boba Fett with Bodyguard.