New Ruling

By Funkleton, in X-Wing

When playing Scum faction all actions, maneuvers, and attacks must be declared in your best pirate voice.

Oil be takin one of them there target locks on yerr noice shoiny eeeeeeex wing me hearty!

Correction - it's not a rule....... More like guidlines

Still The Flying Spaghetti Monster - may his noodly appendage be on you - will be pleased

Likewise you must have a all S&V tournament on "Talk like a pirate day"

Likewise you must have a all S&V tournament on "Talk like a pirate day"

So good I wish I had thought of it!

Forget that! I'm already planning to talk like JarJar Binks all day at the Store Championship on Saturday. If that's not Scum, I don't know what is! ;)

[i actually find the Gungan dialect quite fascinating.]

Personally I believe in Jibbers Crabst but other than that you are perfectly correct good sir. MOAR PIRATES. Arr matey, I'll make ye walk the plank!

incorrect

blacksun players are required to talk like mafiosos, kapish?

You're a braver man than me Budgernaut.

Please tell me there's a really big bit of water separating us.

I don't know what I like more.
The Pirate part

the FSM part

or that your avatar is Cthulhu, our other almighty

I don't know what I like more.

The Pirate part

the FSM part

or that your avatar is Cthulhu, our other almighty

What I really wanted was one of those nice Y-Wing avatars but The Dark Lord Cthulhu made his feelings perfectly clear on the matter.

You've got to appreciate his consistency though, when The Dark Lord says 'SUFFER MORTALS!' he never pretends to have changed his mind a few chapters later.

Personally I believe in Jibbers Crabst but other than that you are perfectly correct good sir. MOAR PIRATES. Arr matey, I'll make ye walk the plank!

But what if your wrong? Isn't it safer to believe in the flying spaghetti monster just in case, you don't want to end up in the boiling pot of water do you?

There is no boiling pot, just stale beer and veneral disease.

Likewise you must have a all S&V tournament on "Talk like a pirate day"

I want to say that day is on September 19th, me hearties!