I dunno, which languages should we translate this to?

at least 6 million forms of communication...

(don't want to be upstaged by a protocol droid do ya?)

Q) Will there be updates or expansion packs for Fizzgrid™ Technology?

A) Yes. the 10x10 Fizzgrid™ is on the boat and is expected to arrive Q1 2015! The boys in the lab are hard at work on additional Fizzgrids™, we'll announce more Soon™.

Updated for Return to Hoth.

Fizzgrid™ is now 50% more influential than Liquid Tide, Jesus from The Big Lebowski, and Nerds Candy.

Fizzgrid makes me think of that old George Carlin script about advertising. I think it's called the advertising lullaby.

Fizzgrid Technology has influenced global trade negotiations, national labor relations, and even breakthroughs in evolutionary biology. [Props to the first person who can cite that movie reference!]

I have a question for Fizzgrid Tech: Why do birds suddenly appear every time Fizzgrid is near?

I had to Google it, so I wont spoil it. But that's not important right now. It's all ball bearings these days.

@thereisnotry As for the birds, that's usually people giving me the finger. But I can say that you light up my life. You give me hope to carry on.

I added the workaround to allow "perfect pastes" in the original post.