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By SpikeSpiegel, in X-Wing

I hate ugrades distribution. EU is in Falcon only and those stupid ordnance are EVERYWHERE! NOBODY PLAYS THAT STUPID TORPEDOES AND MISSILES! TIE FIGHTER HAS ONLY 2 CARDS! AND ONLY 1 NEW! MOST WANTED HAS ONLY ONE ILLICIT! THERE ARE TWO CAPABLE MODELS THERE, **** IT!

I hate buying something I don't need. NOBODY PLAYS EPIC! EPIC SUCKS! I HATE THAT I CAN'T BUY 3PO ON EBAY!

I hate useless cards. STOP MAKING WORTHLESS CARDS! THOSE SLOTS PER PACK ARE PRECIOUS! COUNTERMEASURES 3 POINTS?! ARE YOU PEOPLE MAD?! WHY THERE ARE TWO OF THEM IN THE PACK?!

I hate bad testing. TEST BETTER THOSE **** CARDS! R2D2 IS RISK FREE ABSURD! IMPERIAL ACES ARE PURE ****! KEYAN IS AWESOME! NERA IS COOL! STOP DISCRIMINATING ACES OF THE EMPIRE!

WHY THE HELL SOME PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA AND GERMANY HAVE SCUM?! I WANT THEM TOO! I WANT THEM NOW!

AND WHERE IS MY NEXT SPOILER NEWS?!

THINKING?! HOW IS THIS CONDUCIVE TO FUN?! And Two-falcon builds have to be the most boring build in the game!

2. Dash. Flippin' Dash. So you're telling me that he doesn't have to worry about his firing arc OR asteroids?! He can barrel roll or boost off an asteroid?!!?!?! AND NOT TAKE DAMAGE?! WHY NOT AT LEAST KEEP THE RISK OF TAKING DAMAGE, BUT KEEP ACTIONS! A REASONABLE TRADEOFF!

And a 360 degree HLC?! THAT RANGE ONE DONUT ACTUALLY ISN'T THAT BIG! EVER PLAYED AGAINST PTL+ENGINE UPGRADE + KYLE KATARN DASH?! KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS WHEN YOUR FRAGILE, HIGH PS MANEUVERABLE SHIP JUST MISSES THE RANGE 1 DONUT?! OR WHEN YOU GET INTO THE RANGE ONE DONUT, BUT HE'S STILL OUT OF YOUR FIRING ARC!?

HOW IS THIS FUN FOR ANYONE?! AND SINCE THE ASTEROIDS POSE NO LIMITATIONS TO MOVEMENT, IT ACTUALLY MAKES PREDICTING HIS MOVEMENTS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT (UNLESS HE'S STRESSED, but keep in mind he can still get pretty far with barrel roll + boost; and a good player knows when not to use PTL)! AND DAT LARGE SHIP BARREL ROLL; IT MOVES FAR!

Oh, hi new player! It's important to know to keep the enemy in your firing arc and dodge asteroids. Nevermind, here's Dash. Just worry about the enemy's firing arcs instead!

Wait for Mangler Dash (I think he'll be better than Super-Dash). He has a very limited weakness, if you could call losing 1 red dice at range 1 a weakness. You gain it on the other end at range 3 by denying that extra agility die. Also, you gain that crit that you'll be slinging at your opponent nearly every turn and he's 3 points cheaper. Sitting at 55 points gives you a lot more options for wing men.

Edited by Jo Jo

THINKING?! HOW IS THIS CONDUCIVE TO FUN?! And Two-falcon builds have to be the most boring build in the game!

2. Dash. Flippin' Dash. So you're telling me that he doesn't have to worry about his firing arc OR asteroids?! He can barrel roll or boost off an asteroid?!!?!?! AND NOT TAKE DAMAGE?! WHY NOT AT LEAST KEEP THE RISK OF TAKING DAMAGE, BUT KEEP ACTIONS! A REASONABLE TRADEOFF!

And a 360 degree HLC?! THAT RANGE ONE DONUT ACTUALLY ISN'T THAT BIG! EVER PLAYED AGAINST PTL+ENGINE UPGRADE + KYLE KATARN DASH?! KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS WHEN YOUR FRAGILE, HIGH PS MANEUVERABLE SHIP JUST MISSES THE RANGE 1 DONUT?! OR WHEN YOU GET INTO THE RANGE ONE DONUT, BUT HE'S STILL OUT OF YOUR FIRING ARC!?

HOW IS THIS FUN FOR ANYONE?! AND SINCE THE ASTEROIDS POSE NO LIMITATIONS TO MOVEMENT, IT ACTUALLY MAKES PREDICTING HIS MOVEMENTS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT (UNLESS HE'S STRESSED, but keep in mind he can still get pretty far with barrel roll + boost; and a good player knows when not to use PTL)! AND DAT LARGE SHIP BARREL ROLL; IT MOVES FAR!

Oh, hi new player! It's important to know to keep the enemy in your firing arc and dodge asteroids. Nevermind, here's Dash. Just worry about the enemy's firing arcs instead!

Wait for Mangler Dash (I think he'll be better than Super-Dash). He has a very limited weakness, if you could call losing 1 red dice at range 1 a weakness. You gain it on the other end at range 3 by denying that extra agility die. Also, you gain that crit that you'll be slinging at your opponent nearly every turn and he's 3 points cheaper. Sitting at 55 points gives you a lot more options for wing men.

Oh, my blood is already boiling just thinking about it. Now range one won't even matter for him. Why they let a pilot and ship ignore so many defining game mechanics is beyond me.

On another note, it would be fun as hell to have an alternative tournament that bans Outrider/Falcon/Decimator/Phantom. I think we'd see some exciting builds!

Oh, my blood is already boiling just thinking about it. Now range one won't even matter for him. Why they let a pilot and ship ignore so many defining game mechanics is beyond me.

On another note, it would be fun as hell to have an alternative tournament that bans Outrider/Falcon/Decimator/Phantom. I think we'd see some exciting builds!

The one good thing about mangler Dash is that he's nowhere near as bad as Fat Han :P

It's a Friday night and I'm out of bacon.

Saturday breakfast is already ruined.

It's a Friday night and I'm out of bacon.

Saturday breakfast is already ruined.

You know what must be done.

It's a Friday night and I'm out of bacon.

Saturday breakfast is already ruined.

You know what must be done.

Beat the eggs! They must pay!!

Who needs bacon when you have lucky charms.

Sugar bomb ftw

Okay ... I'll bite ...

I EFFING *****HATE***** IT WHEN FFG SPOILS EVERY LAST THING ABOUT A WAVE !!! STOP DOING IT !!!

JUST ... EFFING ... STOP IT. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT TAKES LIKE 2+ MONTHS <<<IF WE ARE LUCKY>>> TO GET THE **** SHIPS INTO OUR HANDS.

I WANT TO OPEN MY NEW TOYS WITHOUT KNOWING EVERY LAST EFFING THING ABOUT THEM !!!

i'm actually on the opposite end of the spectrum as you are

i prefer knowing what is included to that i can make an educated decision on my purchases. and the sole reason why the only ship i have not bought yet is the yt2400. i have zero interest in the ship and the only action card i've considered is lone wolf.. but i can't justify the $35 for lone wolf

so i'm making due without it

i prefer knowing what is included to that i can make an educated decision on my purchases. and the sole reason why the only ship i have not bought yet is the yt2400. i have zero interest in the ship and the only action card i've considered is lone wolf.. but i can't justify the $35 for lone wolf

so i'm making due without it

Dude, that is the right choice. I have never seen Lone Wolf succeed locally. People either can't keep their ships far enough away or make dumb piloting decisions to keep that distance. And if they don't manage either of those, they reroll the blank to a blank!

But I have to say that Lando crew is pretty darn smooth, so I'm glad I picked up the YT-2400.

EDIT: Oops, I forgot: GRR! I'm angry!! Darkness! No parents!! etc., etc.

Edited by Parakitor

I hate that I can build the MOST AWESOME 101 and 102 point fleets. GAH!

So, Keyan Farlander (Stay on Target, Advanced Sensors, B/e mod, intelligence agent) and two Ion Cannon Blue Squadron pilots comes out to 86 points

I wanted to fit a proto-type pilot in there :angry:

(tried the headhunter, it was essentially useless and stood out like a Wookie at a convention for male-pattern baldness)

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So, Keyan Farlander (Stay on Target, Advanced Sensors, B/e mod, intelligence agent) and two Ion Cannon Blue Squadron pilots comes out to 86 points

I wanted to fit a proto-type pilot in there :angry:

(tried the headhunter, it was essentially useless and stood out like a Wookie at a convention for male-pattern baldness)

Upgrade your Blues to Daggers with HLCs? Or keep the Ions and put Adv. Sensors on the Dags?

MAN I JUST WANT MY RUG BACK MAN!!!

It really tied the room together...

Dude, "Chinaman" is... not the... preferred nomenclature.

So, Keyan Farlander (Stay on Target, Advanced Sensors, B/e mod, intelligence agent) and two Ion Cannon Blue Squadron pilots comes out to 86 points

I wanted to fit a proto-type pilot in there :angry:

(tried the headhunter, it was essentially useless and stood out like a Wookie at a convention for male-pattern baldness)

Upgrade your Blues to Daggers with HLCs? Or keep the Ions and put Adv. Sensors on the Dags?

I want my forth ship :(

(not a huge fan of just 3 Bs, but it'd be HLC on Keyan and tacticians on the Blues)

So, Keyan Farlander (Stay on Target, Advanced Sensors, B/e mod, intelligence agent) and two Ion Cannon Blue Squadron pilots comes out to 86 points

I wanted to fit a proto-type pilot in there :angry:

(tried the headhunter, it was essentially useless and stood out like a Wookie at a convention for male-pattern baldness)

Upgrade your Blues to Daggers with HLCs? Or keep the Ions and put Adv. Sensors on the Dags?

I want my forth ship :(

(not a huge fan of just 3 Bs, but it'd be HLC on Keyan and tacticians on the Blues)

But your Dags run the potential of being much more survivable because of their higher PS against Han's chaffe Z's or Academy TIEs, even other X's and B's. It may be worth more than that 4th ship!

I had a clean house my kids came home from the grandparents after 2 nights away 3 hours later house is a mess