You come back to a newly chanegd and bizzare to follow website and the first topic you post in is this one...8)

Ok, I've been found guilty of all of the following:

1: Shouting WAAAAARGH! whilst nailing it down a dual carriage way. In a red sports car.

2: Shouting WAAAAAARGH! during a Turisas gig making the girl in front of me jump, EVEN OVER THE MUSIC!

3: Throwing orks into a game just so I can shout WAAAAAARGH at my group.

4: Watching SG-Atlantis and converting the episode into an adventure. (It actually worked really well)

5: Shouting "HERESY" when something pisses me off.

6. Refering to guitars as "Sonic blasters"

7. Suggesting a purge of a local town cos it's full of "mutant scum"

8. Spending my lunch hours thinking of ways to screw over my players.

9. Drawing a full scale boltgun using the 3D design program at work.

10. Refering to police as "Arbites".

-When you go to the drug store and ask for lho sticks.

-When you go buy a gun and ask for a Stub Revolver

-When you think that the nerby astlum's inmates are chaos spawns

-when you ask for change, instead tou say ''Do you have some spare thrones?''

-Instead of tipping OMG you tipe OMI

-When you look at the star you look for the tirant star... just in case

-When you see a fire, you feel excited and horny

-When your girlfriend is not your girlfriend anymore

-When you're going to a L.A.R.P. you do it they 40k way: with a space marine suit, a paint bolter and an latex chainblade.

-When your playing halo, you say to everyone: **** masterchief, A space marine would have killed him.

-You play starcraft, because it's the best copy ever made on 40k

-When you personificate yourself as Radical or Puritan

-When you used so much your d10 that it is so worn off, it looks like a d12

-When you go to the market and ask for ''Corpse Starch''

-When your best friend has cut his digit off cooking, you call the emergencyand shout: Hurry, my best friend has 4 critical damage to the left arm, requesting Assistance!!''

-When after folding the laundry you come to the realization that two thirds of your undershirts have aquilla insignia, inquisitorial insignia, or imperial service metals ironed on them.

You wear the Imperial Guard Dog Tags you ordered from the Black Library instead of your military issued ones.

You turn in request forms to the admin office requesting transfer to teh Commissariate. And even after two years they still look at you with complete confusion.

Danr most of mine are already done. (Heretic, purge the unclean and bolters. And I made a powerpoint presentation on Star Wars vs Warhammer 40K about 10 years ago during my Technical school in the miltary....got some good laughs out of it.). But:

When I see goth people and wonder how they got out of Battlefleet Calaxis or thier Chartist ship.

I refer to all vehicles as space barges; slow, ponderous and prone to accidents while in the warp.

Wonder why Iron Man's suit is so skinny and doesn't have a proper bolter. Wimp.

Saw my 30th birthday cake and wished for a promotion after my utterly succesful cleansing. Burn them all.

Debate over which Ordo is better, and realise that I actually was deciding to see a horror, sci-fi or supernatural movie. (Xenos by the way!)

Refer to all Elves as inbred primitive Eldar. I mean who uses a bow when you can use a shrieken pistol?

Walk into the grocery store and wonder why I can't find my Proto paste and Amasec, I'm Mid-grade after all.

And consider a good dream having involved myself lost with a squad of sisters and some wondering Eldar maidens adrft in space. (Sounds like a good idea for a book...hmmm)

-When you spend 3 weeks wondering how you can execute your prime for heresy, preferably while he is on his knees and its in the snow.

when youve got time off from work and your first thought is to spend a day plotting the next DH session.

But I still want more...............