Hey guys, good news! I've got some IDs and passports for sale! Let's see here...

Here's one that belonged to a "Mark Harrigan." It's got some bloodstains on it but it should do fine with a little touch-up. Comes with a free photo of a lady.

Ah, here's another one! It belonged to a "Charles Dexter Ward." It's double-sided. Young dude on one side, old dude on another. I think they stopped making these in the 1700s.

Let's see... got one from "Asenath Waite Derby." Smells like fish. Sellin this one real cheap.

Wait, wait—don't leave yet! I've saved the best for last! I've got one that belonged to "Walter Gilman." All the corners are 90 degrees, right, but the thing's got five edges! And you have to flip it upside-down three times to get back to the same face! Ain't that something special!

...Guys?

LOL

You know, I opened the forum this morning sayin' "no one selling fake stuff? what's wrong with the world today?"

Hey! I want my money back! That passport you sold me last time bit my left pinky clean off! Not only that, but at the airport, it managed to put me at the gate for some Leng place when all I wanted was to go to Newark. It completely ruined my vacation (Leng is the most boring place, just this big flat country) and it wasn't easy to find a ride back, I can tell you. Once I did get back, the passport got stolen by the strangest minister and now I can't remember my name.

Buyers beware!

...and thank you for flying Mythos Air, where the deals are so crazy, you'll go insane!