It is also pretty likely that it was the hottest year since a period five times longer than humans have been humans. That's not good.

Pretty sure my mini will float.

That is if I don't have my boat by then

Got a boat, truck, and plenty o' shotguns. Also have lots of beer. In a styrofoam cooler.

This redneck has got this.

Builds boat in basement

I built a boat in a basement once. Got finished and was really confused as to how I was gonna get it up the stairs. Then I built a tree house for my kids. Boat issue fixed!

There seems to be a correlation between global warming and me getting hotter every year. Coincidence? I think not!