Because I just couldn't resist doing it.....a parody of the parody in a new forum just for off-topic topics.

I feel that because bacon is such an awesome and powerful list, salad has been made all but obsolete. What should be done to make salad a viable option? Or has it been nerfed by poor expansions like tomatoes and cucumbers?

To be fair, some salad is very strong. I always have Rocket in my squad, and with the right upgrades (Parmasan or Feta (not both, they have anti-synergy) and Vinaigrette or any of the Citrus type Dressing upgrades) it can give any meat based list a run for it's money.

Well, last time i looked around a gaming convention there was a lot of 'salad dodging' going on, so some ones fielding a counter to those greasy swarsm

FEAR THE AWESOME POWER!

mmm that looks alright actually.

I'm currently utterly 'cheesed out'

we had some mates over for pizza and bites while watching the latest season of walking dead last night (perhaps bites was the wrong thing to say there)

after three pizzas, some spicy mexican cheese, sage and onion cheese, bread rolls, chicken dippers and hot dorritos and humous washed down by red wine, budweiser and port...

well i can safely say salad would be welcome today.

I need a detox day!

Salad has the best pilot ever!

Cesar Waltdorf.

Lettuce be be thankfull we finally have a counter for Fat Ham.

Yeah these aren't the best jokes, whadda ya want? it's salad!

I think salad just needs a cost reduction

I think salad just needs a cost reduction

like Cilantro RefitI'm sorry

Agree.

For what it brings to the table, a cost reduction is a must. More salad on the table should ensure the opposition get creamed.

I had salad today

then rememberd i had steak in the fridge

'light meal attempt' utter failure as i had steak with a side salad

I had salad today too...

...if the tomato on Pepperoni Pizza counts. Pepperoni Pizza is second only to Bacon-Butty in my opinion.

That's why salad really needs help to inspire me to collect more. I tried bacon with salad but it just didn't work for me.

But a baked potato did increase the chances of a salad win. With a Cathedral City Cheese upgrade.

Salad wouldn't be so underpowered if Pizza was so overpowered.