Two Turtle Darths and a Delta in a Tie D.

By stevensonson, in X-Wing

'Tis christmas time, the season of goodwill to all ships, 2 attack dice or 3 (not 1 though, screw the HWK).

Look guys, I'm gonna be honest here, ever since I read that Darth w/AC would be able to turtle up, I've had the phrase 'Two Turtle Darths' stuck in my head.

So here is a list that finishes the song, so I can move on with my life without tipping over into madness:

Darth Vader =29

-Tie/x1+0

-Accuracy Corrector+0

"Echo" =30

-VI+1

-Recon Specialist+3

-FCS+2

-ACD+4

Delta Squadron Pilot =30

=99pts

help me.

Thats so funny!

Problem is.. you dont want AC on Vader, you want the new ATC.. Crit is better than AC.. use predator for reroll on the attack.. or lone wolf... even outmaeuver... just dont put AC on a named advanced... storm or tempest.. have at..

So I couldn't resist:

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Twelve TIEs screaming

Eleven Phantoms cloaking

Ten Bombers bombing

Nine Decimators crashing

Eight Advanceds advancing

Seven Firesprays hunting

Six Squints swooping

Five huge Raiders

Four Space Cows

Three secret Huges

Two turtling Darths

And a Delta in a TIE D

My version lines up with the meter and words of the original :)

12 Swarms Howlrunning
11 Dice Pew-Pewing
10 PTL Squints

9 Blinks (Phantoms. I just made it up) De-Cloaking

8 Shuttles Grazing

7 Ions Halting

6 Bombers Bombing

5 HLC Rings
4 Whiffed Attacks

3 Fat Hans
2 Turtle-Darths
And a Delta in a TIE-D

Problem is.. you dont want AC on Vader, you want the new ATC.. Crit is better than AC.. use predator for reroll on the attack.. or lone wolf... even outmaeuver... just dont put AC on a named advanced... storm or tempest.. have at..

My version is cheaper. Also it scans better.

Maybe get rid of the Recon Spec and either give Vader an EPT or the Delta an ion cannon.

Also i believe you really want the new Targeting computer on Vader! He can assure two hits via EPT and his ability, and then you can add a crit for 3-hit-fun!