Fat Ham has always been a bit of problem in our local area.

Ham itself is quite a good additional to most meals but you add that extra upgrade c-greasy-0 and its just too much , the ham evades any other condiments you try and get it with even RED sauce!

Tater swarm is a good counter to Fat Ham.

I can't believe nobody has pointed out the real problem yet. Breakfast foods aren't balanced because eggs are just broken.

I can't believe nobody has pointed out the real problem yet. Breakfast foods aren't balanced because eggs are just broken.

And English Muffins are just terrible. If you want bread that can carry extras, go with Biscuits. If you want light weight bread, go with Toast; it tastes better and costs less.

The munching values of English Muffin indicate they should receive a free Jelly upgrade.

Don't underestimate the generic toast with its built-in jam. That will take care of the OP pancakes.

Gadge, I just have this to say: On fluff-based concerns, I would not play X-wing with you if you brought bacon to the table! There is no place for bacon in the SW universe...

... kinda hungry all of a sudden ...

Gadge, I just have this to say: On fluff-based concerns, I would not play X-wing with you if you brought bacon to the table! There is no place for bacon in the SW universe...

... kinda hungry all of a sudden ...

Bacon has always been overpowered, especially when upgraded with cheese aces/or seafood. No news here.

I can't afford real bacon. So I try to use faux bacon. Now My friends refuse to eat with me until I start using real bacon

Guys im concerned that a breakfast list just isnt viable without bacon anymore.

I sometimes have just beans and eggs on toast like yesterday but foudn without bacon it wasnt as strong.

I've even noticed that nearly every burger or sandwich you can get as expansion packs to your days meals has a bacon upgrade...

its crazy when you cant sell a sandwich without putting bacon to compete with the breakfast/brunch/lunch current meta.

I tried proxying with veggie 'facon' bacon but my wife refused to let me put unnoficial bacon products on the plate.

The sky is falling....

8 rasher swarm is only way to go.

You could have a gigantic phat muffin, but the bacon swarm is stronger in the breakfast meta.

Are you sure you want Star wars bacon?

I hear in England there exists an alternate gravy card? Is this true? My friend said that English gravy art is a lot thinner.

I hear in England there exists an alternate gravy card? Is this true? My friend said that English gravy art is a lot thinner.

Wrong card, but I know the one you mean. The American Muffin card has different art to the English Muffin card.

I'll take my overpowered Bacon Wrapping system upgrade card, and wrap it around the Scum Medium-rare Steak named ship any day of the week. With a side of hash browns and eggs over easy.

I have never found any overpowered bacon. I deal with new bacon the same way I have dealt with the old bacon. Nothing stands up against my Chomping Jaws of Death.

Please stop now!

I love this fun thread, but you're making me hungry. As a carnivore, I love bacon. Nothing better than a fresh bacon butty. I don't have ketchup though, ruins that glorious bacon taste...

...oh poo I'm drooling.

I just took care of some of this supposed OP bacon my wife prepared.

Guys, this isnt mockery, it was me chilling on a sunday morning about to cook breakfast and in a really happy mood and wanting to make a few people smile.

If i've had the opposite effect and annoyed anyone i'm *genuinely* sorry but the overall impression i got was that most people realised i was resurrecting the recurring 'bacon' motif that we tend to bring up as a community if anything gets overly serious

Its toy soldiers guys.

Ironically i wished you all a happy xmas and got one reply... i make a joke about bacon and get five pages of responses.

Is that a bad thing?

No, just means most of you, like myself, can take the micky out of ourslelves.

(note in one thread it, might even be this one, i rip the urine out of myself with a reference to my billion years of experience in tournaments as a GW TO as I *know* i harp on about that all the time but dont mind making fun out of myself for it... in the same way i dont mind others doing it if its in good humour like when someone (fts gecko i think) jokingly likened me to 'uncle albert' from the comedy only fools and horses as his catch phrase was to refer to 'during the war' in *every* conversation he had. It was funny, i liked that post even though it was mocking me but i could tell the 'mockery' was done in good humour... he could have been cruel about it but instead was funny. Like others have said... threads like this make the forum FUN)

Yeah you might be right, you see im a narrative game and during my five hundred years of experience running the entirety of games workshop i found gravy actually encapsulated the *spirit* of a thematic breakfast....

Yeah that would tbe the bit... cos like i totally *ran* GW singlehandedly, Tom Kirby used to beg for my sage advice... and I know more about wargaming than any of you guys..erm... honest... like i'm actually the buddha of wargaming, the oracle... only less fat and prone to more mistakes

Wow my OP just made 'popular' in likes... how ironic.

Guys, this isnt mockery, it was me chilling on a sunday morning about to cook breakfast and in a really happy mood and wanting to make a few people smile. Like others have said... threads like this make the forum FUN)

There will be no fun... there will be no smiles... how dare you little man!!!

:lol:

Are you sure you want Star wars bacon?

Fried pig... hog... it is all good, even if it is green, just as long as it ain't microwaved turkey.

Would a Pig on a spit be considered epic?

Guys, this isnt mockery, it was me chilling on a sunday morning about to cook breakfast and in a really happy mood and wanting to make a few people smile.

I think most people realise this and appreciate being part of a friendly community that can joke around in such a fashion. Sadly though, with any community above a certain size you cannot avoid having either trolls or people who think that the forum is SERIOUS BUSINESS with NO HUMOUR ALLOWED, or (most likely) both :/

As a new player, i really struggle with bacon. its so powerful with upgrades and the rebels seem to have all teh best upgrades, like toast, sausage and pancakes.

and eggs....man dont get me going on eggs, their broken, and they are 360 degrees of goodness from the yolk. its just too much for a new breakfast eater to even comprehend. i cant even get my bacon close to the yolk because there is no where that isnt covered by the egg white....i just dont know how to get colse enough to finish it off without throwing away most of my bacon before i close in...then i dont have enough bacon for the yolk.....can someone please help me out here?

i mean with bacon, at least its only a straight line.

Good stuff, i really dont want to make anyone unhappy.

Not my intention.