Pigs are sacred animals. The literally take garbage and green stuff and turn it into bacon.

And yet they produce meat candy!

Have you seen this crew that allows you to take a second breakfast? Now we can fit twice as much bacon into our lists!!

Corned Hash gets a second meal in the evening phase; if he equips the Napkin Control System upgrade, more of that food makes it to the mouth.

Have you seen this crew that allows you to take a second breakfast? Now we can fit twice as much bacon into our lists!!

Corned Hash gets a second meal in the evening phase; if he equips the Napkin Control System upgrade, more of that food makes it to the mouth.

NCS upgrade is nice but if you spend a target lock each turn you can go a head and use the Spoon Saber System; offers +2 attack dice and 1 crit to stomach. Can only turn Spoon Saber System face down after Corned Hash has been destroyed.

Tried these when I was a Kid, they were basically Honey Nut Cheerios with out the good tasting part.

So many posts about bacon, yet nothing referencing Jim Gaffigan? I'll have to fix that.

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Now you done it Gadge .

So, how much are they going to pay Pipes/ffgEvan to move ALL the other OT threads over?

This is Hilarious! Because of this thread there is now a sub-forum just for Bacon!

I once asked for bacon, but was handed an empty bear can.

@ffgevan Please ensure this sub-forum is only used for off-topic discussions. We don't want people coming in here and spoiling everything by talking about X-Wing. That would be like when you go to the pub for lunch and your colleagues talk about work. Or indeed, when they talk about work at work, that's just as bad really...

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A very genuine 'thank you' for sorting out a much needed addition to a great board.

Cheers Pipes and Evan

I once asked for bacon, but was handed an empty bear can.

...When did they start selling bears in cans?

I once asked for bacon, but was handed an empty bear can.

...When did they start selling bears in cans?

I hear in England there exists an alternate gravy card? Is this true? My friend said that English gravy art is a lot thinner.

Wrong card, but I know the one you mean. The American Muffin card has different art to the English Muffin card.

That is all just a hoax, created by the British! There is no separate British version! They even posted fake trade replies to make you believe! It doesn't exist!

Ask Biggles....

What about kippers? With all you British blokes I'm surprised no one brought up kippers yet. Everyone knows that kippers beats the bacon rasher and fat ham.

<runs and hides>

Smoke me a kipper, Skipper, I'll be back before breakfast!

Really overpowered kippers are...

litterally. Aquired taste, if you're not careful its all you can taste for the rest of the day!

I like kippers. But then I like sardines and anchovies too. And lets not start a flame war over how OP those are...

I love anchovies.

If im in the mood sardines in tomato sauce on toast can be lovely.

I just find kippers a bit too strong

Not sure if bacon plays a part in this recipe, but man does it make me hongry...

What about "bacon salt"?

I'm just asking as the girlfriend came home with some yesterday saying, "I thought you might like this."

Ummm... sure honey. There's nothing I like better than hypertension and cardiac arrest in a convenient shaker.

What about "bacon salt"?

I'm just asking as the girlfriend came home with some yesterday saying, "I thought you might like this."

Ummm... sure honey. There's nothing I like better than hypertension and cardiac arrest in a convenient shaker.

Hey, you gotta die of something.

What about "bacon salt"?

I'm just asking as the girlfriend came home with some yesterday saying, "I thought you might like this."

Ummm... sure honey. There's nothing I like better than hypertension and cardiac arrest in a convenient shaker.

Dude. Seriously. Best girlfriend EVER.

What about "bacon salt"?

I'm just asking as the girlfriend came home with some yesterday saying, "I thought you might like this."

Ummm... sure honey. There's nothing I like better than hypertension and cardiac arrest in a convenient shaker.

Dude. Seriously. Best girlfriend EVER.

I know. That's why I'm keeping her.