Just in time for seasonal festivities: upgrade cards from the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special of 1978! Get them now before George Lucas tracks them down and burns them all!

It was hard to stop making them. There's just too much stuff to mock in the Holiday Special

Mock? I think not.

You ruined Christmas

I really should watch the holiday special someday. Those pictures make it look as bad than it sounds.

I really should watch the holiday special someday. Those pictures make it look as bad than it sounds.

Here let me save you some pain and suffering. You get to know everything that happens cut up in to nice size bites and coated with sarcastic sugar so it is slightly easier to swallow (only slightly though, oh and mature language).

You will never want to watch it after seeing this but know everything there is to know about it.

Is the holiday special canon? Lol

Because part of me thinks that would be pretty great if it is. That would be hilarious.

I really should watch the holiday special someday. Those pictures make it look as bad than it sounds.

It's worse. It is one of the few things I've ever seen that is actually as bad as it sounds and worse than people describe it.

AND THAT MAKES IT AWESOME!

Those cards are great!

Merry life day you clown

Is the holiday special canon? Lol

Because part of me thinks that would be pretty great if it is. That would be hilarious.

Well the prequels gave us Anakin Skywalker. I guess if the Holiday Special is canon then it'll be remembered as giving us Mannequin Skywalker.

Run...

Hide!

It's that evil holiday money grab thing... again!

MFUGL!

Is the holiday special canon? Lol

Because part of me thinks that would be pretty great if it is. That would be hilarious.

Well the prequels gave us Anakin Skywalker. I guess if the Holiday Special is canon then it'll be remembered as giving us Mannequin Skywalker.

The Star Wars Holiday Special is WORSE than Jar Jar Binks.

What? No Grandpa Itchy upgrade?

I really should watch the holiday special someday. Those pictures make it look as bad than it sounds.

Here let me save you some pain and suffering. You get to know everything that happens cut up in to nice size bites and coated with sarcastic sugar so it is slightly easier to swallow (only slightly though, oh and mature language).

You will never want to watch it after seeing this but know everything there is to know about it.

It has now become my mission to find an actual copy of this just so I can have it to show how bad it could really be...

It was so bad, that George "No really Greedo shot first" Lucas said it wasn't canon.

Perfect timing with this post! I just saw the Holiday Special in the theater yesterday!

It was a lot of fun.

One request though: I WANT A LUMPY CREW CARD! Lumpy is my hero!

EDIT:

Here's an article I wrote about my experience seeing it in the theater.

For something that George Lucas wanted to burn right after it was done, that thing sure has some legs!

Yes. It is THAT bad!

For something that George Lucas wanted to burn right after it was done, that thing sure has some legs!

It was the Streisand effect before the Streisand effect was a thing.

It was the first ever appearance of the infamous boba fett

It was the first ever appearance of the infamous boba fett

Common misconception. He actually appeared in a parade with Vader and some stormtroopers somewhere before. But it was his first on screen appearance.

EDIT: SOURCE

I really should watch the holiday special someday. Those pictures make it look as bad than it sounds.

Here let me save you some pain and suffering. You get to know everything that happens cut up in to nice size bites and coated with sarcastic sugar so it is slightly easier to swallow (only slightly though, oh and mature language).

You will never want to watch it after seeing this but know everything there is to know about it.

It has now become my mission to find an actual copy of this just so I can have it to show how bad it could really be...

DON'T DO IT, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO SUFFER!

Perfect timing with this post! I just saw the Holiday Special in the theater yesterday!

It was a lot of fun.

One request though: I WANT A LUMPY CREW CARD! Lumpy is my hero!

EDIT:

Here's an article I wrote about my experience seeing it in the theater.

Okay, I guess this has to be good for something, so here is the silver lining to the cloud of tornadoes.

Perfect timing with this post! I just saw the Holiday Special in the theater yesterday!

It was a lot of fun.

One request though: I WANT A LUMPY CREW CARD! Lumpy is my hero!

EDIT:

Here's an article I wrote about my experience seeing it in the theater.

EDIT: I'm going to try to do a Lumpy card tonight

Perfect timing with this post! I just saw the Holiday Special in the theater yesterday!

It was a lot of fun.

One request though: I WANT A LUMPY CREW CARD! Lumpy is my hero!

EDIT:

Here's an article I wrote about my experience seeing it in the theater.

Sitting through the entire special. You are a man among men. And also a good one for helping the kids with Toys For Tots

EDIT: I'm going to try to do a Lumpy card tonight

Is it sad that I really wish I had been able to go to see it in a theater. I have it on VHS so I know how bad it is too!!