is it me?

By Green Rabid Monkey, in X-Wing

Or is the Decimator the perfect size and shape to stab someone with?

While the Outrider is like a ballpin hammer....

God I need sleep

It is just you. :)

Rabid Green Monkeys must be messing with you. Did you take the red pill or the blue one?

I find the small plastic miniatures included in the X wing game really inefficient for inflicting long term physical damage, yes you can cause some bruising and minor bleeding but you really need the Tantive expansion before you can cause serious injury.

You will be rewarded with pretty lights and music in your head.......

you could add lead to the Tantive and really cause some damage. i mean it does kind of look like a hammer.. matter of fact why hast somebody made a Tantive hammer for star wars geeks..lol

I took both the red and blue pills...is that bad?

I the Tantive Hammer...sounds like and Epic List name.

Stop! Hammer Time!

If I were to bludgeon someone to death I'd use my lead Bjorn the felhanded model, why do things half hearted?

Well that escalated quickly....

I call dibs on the Trident

Or is the Decimator the perfect size and shape to stab someone with?

While the Outrider is like a ballpin hammer....

God I need sleep

^---- A sure sign you are taking X-Wing too seriously ... :P

"This just in ... serial killer uses Decimator to stab victim 28 times ..."

"Victim's last words ... It's not my fault he had a 3 bank left instead of a 3 bank right"

Great, now i'm wondering wich game components would make good weapons...

Range ruler is just to flimsy, unless you aim for the eyes.

Always use acrylics if using templates for this

And is it 28 times total or 28 puncture holes?

If you bought enough HWK expansions, you have enough focus tokens to choke a cow.

Old GW dreadnought in a sock.

The old stuff was made outta peuter.

Not my man Bjorn he's from 2nd ed and predates white metal, he's a solid indestructible lump of lead.

The plastic they use to make X-Wing just isn't durable enough to inflict meaningful damage to a person. At best you could scratch them up and hurt their eyes, but going for eye damage is pretty easy because they're so soft.

The Decimator might actually be more effective than the Tantive just because it looks more solid. One solid hit with the Tantive would cause all the engines to break off like it's Kerbal Space Program, and I'm pretty sure the model is hollow. The Decimator seems sturdier, judging by the pictures.

Okay you invite someone round( lonely sad geek) to check out your Decimator expansion, as they examine the close detail you club them over the back of the head with a stool( kitchen variety).

Shallow grave in the garden and sit back and enjoy music and funny lights in your head.

In other news, how do we fix the Tie Advanced?

A-wing trough the window into the bridge. In other words: trough the eye and into the brain.

Man we all got issues lol

You guys has me worried for the future of mankind, and yet I can't help but sit back and read all the madness you spread. I suppose it's like a train wreck, you just can't look away. :D

And this thread is why we should all hope the imperial epic isn't dagger shaped.

Nah make the Executor to scale in x-wing and we'll have a buster sword! yaaay! :D

The most dangerous wargames model ever made was warhammer 4th edition goblin spearmen.

You got about 50 of them in the basic box set and they had a low centre of gravity and a spear that was hard plastic and with a point sharp enough to do optical surgery.

If you forgot to tidy the figures off the floor in our old student house you were very likely to go downstairs for a glass of water in the night, walk through the living room them wake everyone up with a scream as you embedded half the regiment in your foot.

worse than walking over lego :)

Edited by Gadge

The most dangerous wargames model ever made was warhammer 4th edition goblin spearmen.

You got about 50 of them in the basic box set and they had a low centre of gravity and a spear that was hard plastic and with a point sharp enough to do optical surgery.

If you forgot to tidy the figures off the floor in our old student house you were very likely to go downstairs for a glass of water in the night, walk through the living room them wake everyone up with a scream as you embedded half the regiment in your foot.

worse than walking over lego :)

haha, i can entirely relate to this. however, the 2nd edition 40k gretchin was arguably worse. little pointy hatted b*&$%ds.

This conversation is weird... and why is no one carrying a regular hammer anyway? It's a weapon, it motivates your dice ("you have failed me for the last time") and just putting it on the table, next to your templates, ensures that you'll have a falcon free fight (one way or another).

(Just kidding ;))