Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's entertainment

By chilligan, in X-Wing

F5 F5 F5 F5

Oh well, maybe the article will be up in a minute. Anybody else mashing F5?

#!/bin/sh

if wget -q -O- www.fantasyflightgames.com | grep -i starviper
then
espeak "X Wing time"
fi

....what?

he wants the starviper preview article so badly that he's writing notification scripts in forum posts.

on a tangential note, we have multiple threads about nightly entertainment now, oddly.

he wants the starviper preview article so badly that he's writing notification scripts in forum posts.

on a tangential note, we have multiple threads about nightly entertainment now, oddly.

If this forum does nothing else, it's fantastic at jumping on the bandwagon.

I would have been fine if it weren't for the fact that *sometimes* the articles are on time on Mondays. or Tuesdays. I'm more excited about the idea of new spoilers than about the content itself. Probably had too much coffee ...

I've probably checked the main page a dozen times today.

If their plan was to make me annoyed at Imperial Assault, it worked.

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I've probably checked the main page a dozen times today.

If their plan was to make me annoyed at Imperial Assault, it worked.

I think it's the second or third time when I'm waiting for an X-wing preview and get Imperial Assault instead.

he wants the starviper preview article so badly that he's writing notification scripts in forum posts.

on a tangential note, we have multiple threads about nightly entertainment now, oddly.

Well the other one should have been only yesterday night's entertainment, so I thought tonight's slot was vacant.

Glad I'm not the only one that's been spamming the News tab.

So erm. How am I supposed to be entertained tonight?

So erm. How am I supposed to be entertained tonight?

Gamorrean strippers?

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So erm. How am I supposed to be entertained tonight?

We're due Starviper spoilers at some point. I'm interested too, already preordered one in my S&V preorders, since I rather like them. So it'll be nice to see what I've bought, and I imagine tht's the same for many here. Given how quickly expansions to existing factions sell out, I think there will be very high demand for Scum.

I blame Asmodee.

Best to get practice in early. :P

So erm. How am I supposed to be entertained tonight?

We're due Starviper spoilers at some point. I'm interested too, already preordered one in my S&V preorders, since I rather like them. So it'll be nice to see what I've bought, and I imagine tht's the same for many here. Given how quickly expansions to existing factions sell out, I think there will be very high demand for Scum.

my reading and thinking about that will only take maybe 30 m or an hour.

your strippers are subpar.

So erm. How am I supposed to be entertained tonight?

Gamorrean strippers?

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Then I thought, "Ha! I bet this works with internet rule number..."

Then I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

- H8

So erm. How am I supposed to be entertained tonight?

We're due Starviper spoilers at some point. I'm interested too, already preordered one in my S&V preorders, since I rather like them. So it'll be nice to see what I've bought, and I imagine tht's the same for many here. Given how quickly expansions to existing factions sell out, I think there will be very high demand for Scum.

my reading and thinking about that will only take maybe 30 m or an hour.

your strippers are subpar.

But my strippers come from Prince Xizor's palace itself! And hey, 30 minutes to an hour of entertainment is better than 30 minutes to an hour of none.

By the pattern of the last three previews (Illicit Dealings, MW1, MW2) they've all been exactly two weeks apart and deployed on Mondays. The pattern has now broken. :(

By the pattern of the last three previews (Illicit Dealings, MW1, MW2) they've all been exactly two weeks apart and deployed on Mondays. The pattern has now broken. :(

They have altered the pattern. Pray the do not alter it any further.

By the pattern of the last three previews (Illicit Dealings, MW1, MW2) they've all been exactly two weeks apart and deployed on Mondays. The pattern has now broken. :(

A lesson learned ... don't fly in patterns ... even casually ... :P

I've probably checked the main page a dozen times today.

If their plan was to make me annoyed at Imperial Assault, it worked.

Maybe if you would read the articles and watch the gameplay vids you'll get hooked as well instead of waiting for a preview about some ugly looking ship that doesn't look like it belongs in Star Wars :D

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!