Oh no! You've uncovered my plan for world domination!
I've cleverly been building an on-line profile to get you all to lower your defense, pretending to have already waited 3 months for a resupply that still doesn't appear to be any closer to happening. I was going to use my money to bribe JJ. Abrams into including over 40 minutes of Jar Jar footage in Episode 7, causing widespread outrage bringing Hollywood to it's knees!!!
And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!