Luck Wasn't a Lady Last Night

By KeithWard, in X-Wing

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My son is legendary for his luck. I've said numerous times that it borders on the supernatural. He's a good player, too, and that can be a lethal combination. His luck is consistently better than mine, especially when it comes to his green dice; his evade reflexes are Jedi-like.

All that changed in our game last night. His squad:

Soontir/PTL

Bounty Hunter Firespray

Delta Defender/HLC

Mine:

Corran/VI/FCS

Etahn

2 Prototypes/Chardaan Refit

He starts off with his typically amazing evades: 11 attacks against the Defender (due to some range bonuses), and at least eight hits that I remember, resulted in two shields down. Sigh.

Several turns later, that luck evaporated in a horrific, hilarious way. I K-turned with Corran and Etahn behind the Firespray and started shooting. The first volley wiped out the shields. Next came Corran's double tap. This was my natural, Range 1 roll:

Crit. Crit. Crit. Hit. The hit, of course, was upgraded to a crit because of Etahn. His evades: Blank. Blank. That was "Massive Luck, The Movie."

Then came "Massive Luck, The Sequel." The crits:

Direct Hit. Direct Hit. Injured Pilot. Direct Hit.

Kablooey goes the Firespray.

First we stared at the red dice, then all over again at the crit cards. Simply mind-boggling. Having lost Soontir the previous turn, my son, realizing the Dice Gods were toying with him, conceded.

Sometimes it *is* better to be lucky than good.

Edited by KeithWard

(free EPT upgrade to everyone old enough -- or cool enough -- to get the headline reference)

My son is legendary for his luck. I've said numerous times that it borders on the supernatural. He's a good player, too, and that can be a lethal combination. His luck is consistently better than mine, especially when it comes to his green dice; his evade reflexes are Jedi-like.

All that changed in our game last night. His squad:

Soontir/PTL

Bounty Hunter Firespray

Delta Defender/HLC

Mine:

Corran/VI/FCS

Etahn

2 Prototypes/Chaardan Refit

He starts off with his typically amazing evades: 11 attacks against the Defender (due to some range bonuses), and at least eight hits that I remember, resulted in two shields down. Sigh.

Several turns later, that luck evaporated in a horrific, hilarious way. I K-turned with Corran and Etahn behind the Firespray and started shooting. The first volley wiped out the shields. Next came Corran's double tap. This was my natural, Range 1 roll:

Crit. Crit. Crit. Hit. The hit, of course, was upgraded to a crit because of Etahn. His evades: Blank. Blank. That was "Massive Luck, The Movie."

Then came "Massive Luck, The Sequel." The crits:

Direct Hit. Direct Hit. Injured Pilot. Direct Hit.

Kablooey goes the Firespray.

First we stared at the red dice, then all over again at the crit cards. Simply mind-boggling. Having lost Soontir the previous turn, my son, realizing the Dice Gods were toying with him, conceded.

Sometimes it *is* better to be lucky than good.

You forgot to mention that the BH blanked on his defense dice.

Actually, I did mention it, cement head: "His evades: Blank. Blank."

(No reporting me, please. This was a joke. tiefanatic is my son.)

lol yeah for some reason, (I'm looking at this on my phone) it doesn't show it on here. Weird.

Frank Sinatra for the reference in the title? Or am I missing something...I probably am.

TGM -- you got it! Take two free EPTs out of petty cash.

Any two?

Actually, I did mention it, cement head: "His evades: Blank. Blank."

(No reporting me, please. This was a joke. tiefanatic is my son.)

You have our commiserations.

:P

Actually, I did mention it, cement head: "His evades: Blank. Blank."

(No reporting me, please. This was a joke. tiefanatic is my son.)

Darth Vader *cuts of Luke's hand* "It's a joke. Luke is my son." :)

That is amazing, but you roll enough good rolls you will eventually get bad rolls. In addition it is ALWAYS better to be lucky than good, at least IMO.

Pfft, that was easy.

They call you lady luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-lady-like way
Of running out
Your on this date with me
The pickin's have been lush
And yet before the evening is over
You might give me the brush
You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray
Luck be lady tonight
Luck be lady tonight
Luck if you've been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you've treated other guys you've been with
Luck be a lady with me
A lady never leaves her escort
It isn't fair, it isn't nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice
Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be lady tonight
A lady never flirts with strangers
She'd have a heart, she'd be nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice
Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I'm the guy that you came in with
Luck be lady tonight

Luck is always a lady, it's just that sometimes she likes to play dominatrix...

Edited by Robin Graves

From the title I would say Sky Masterson in Guys and Dolls.

Luck is always a lady, it's just that sometimes she likes to play dominatrix...

I have to put that on a T-shirt...:D