Ragnar's Bio is up on the first page!

By MarcoPulleaux, in UFS General Discussion

and boy...it sucks =/

I'm mostly interested in when we'll start getting some bios of unreleased characters...

Eh, I'll try to sum up Ragnar's bio for those who do not want to read it:

-Everybody is named after a character in Beowulf (10 points to anybody who can find which Beowulf character Ragnar's dad is named after!)
-Ragnar's dad dies, Ragnar kills a guy, likes it, kills more guys, likes it more, and after a (stereotypical) fit of rage, wakes up to find he's killed everybody in his own village
-He has a crappy birth disorder where his muscles and height grow irregularly, which I'm assuming means he'll likely die in time due to it
-He lost a fight to Astrid (it seems as if Astrid never loses fights), and proceeds to ***** about it the rest of his life
-Since he's such an emo, all he does is drink to get over his sore muscles and his loss to astrid, and of course, go on random conquests to kill and slaughter people
-Much like Victor he needs a friend, but he never gets them because he r fugly.

That's pretty much the story doods.

A Danish king Hroðgar appears in the Anglo-Saxon epics Beowulf and Widsith, and also in Norse sagas, Norse poems, and medieval Danish chronicles. In both Anglo-Saxon and Scandinavian tradition, Hroðgar is a Scylding, the son of Healfdene, the brother of Halga, and the uncle of Hroðulf. Moreover, in both traditions, the mentioned characters were the contemporaries of the Swedish king Eadgils; and both traditions also mention a feud with men named Froda and Ingeld. The consensus view is that Anglo-Saxon and Scandinavian traditions describe the same people

I get 10 points

Source:Wikipedia

Is the next character going to be Grendel?

Wow. Just. Wow. I'm super tired and getting ready to call it a night, and you just made me laugh...hard!

Thanks for that, mate. I like going to bed with a smile on my face.

Funny fact: Hrothvar ( Ragnar's father) Can be rearranged to make Horvath!

LOL

Edit: If you remove one R or it could be Horrvath xD

MarcoPulleaux said:

-Since he's such an emo, all he does is drink to get over his sore muscles and his loss to astrid, and of course, go on random conquests to kill and slaughter people

You called?

I'm serious. Right down to the drinking part, Ragnar = Andre the Giant in viking form.

Only if Ragnar does acting with Cary Elwes.

MarcoPulleaux said:

Only if Ragnar does acting with Cary Elwes.

Also, anything that involves a body slam and dropping legs will auto-kill Ragnar.