On Tuesday I was watching a match between my brothers whilst we were all squad tinkering. 4 green dice. All blank.

I wasn't involved so I just burst out laughing and shouted about how he just 'got done Son'.

Schadenfreude.

Put a hammer next to your green dice when you play. The threat of death might make them roll better

Using the microwave as an execution chamber appeals more and more.

And this is why the dice app is a bad idea. You just can't use the same threats on the app, because it knows you won't smash/melt your phone just to punish the dice.

Put a hammer next to your green dice when you play. The threat of death might make them roll better

Using the microwave as an execution chamber appeals more and more.

Nah, I would just stick them in a glass of water and throw them in the freezer.

but then you run the risk of the ice melting and they could roll agian. death has to be final

For this outrage, action must be taken immediately. You will be taken to the great pit of Kitcharoon, where you will be fed to the great Sinkerac to be digested for over a thousand years.

(that won't backfire in any way)