The Kentucky Fried Meta

By King of the Saltwives, in 7. AGoT Metagame Discussions

My prized showcat is watching me post. Batman! I have inherited a large sum of baratheon cards. I offer them in exchange for targaryen lcgs. I want to engage in unfair fights with a different house :-)

FART DINOSAURS i'm bored

Someone was verryyyy bored this morning, werent they pubes?

Ah..and now for the weekly KFM update.

Pubes, Guardian and I seem to be making Saturday throne days a regular thing, and (were right in the middle of it as i write this) and it looks as if Pubes maybe contemplating a switch of houses. Or just play 3 houses lol.

Guardian seems to be getting used to his deck more, and used to the fact that Bara has very little syngergy at least to his liking.

As for myself, i tried to build a Lanni treaty Greyjoy for absolutely no reason, and it failed miserably after playtesting...so who knows. I prolly wont just play till Kings of the Sea gets its ass here, so hopefully it doesnt get pushed back. Hopefully.

Kevin/Ser Keigen has a core set, but still hasnt decided on a house....

As for the weekly tourneys, we could be having them now, but we kinda haveta get our asses in gear and actually decide on a day. Its hard to get me motivated with the whole Travis is a whiney ***** about Greyjoy factor. lol.

More and more players are interested in playig with us, and its looking like the meta could have a number of around 8 perhaps?

Well its a good thing I myself am the one who said screw spelling cuz you messed my name up BAD aplauso.gif However you are covered since i said we dont care about spelling. Yes I am still in the air as to what house to play and all. Besides that I need to get more stuff so I can truelt setup a house and start playing.

lol im sorry i misspelled your pretend knight name Kev. lol.

Lol pick a **** house before you buy the packs! then you can decide what packs you want! lol

Well yeah I kinda figured that part out but I think I will end up picking two houses just in case but we will see very soon I believe. Now setup a **** day so that I can practice too.

These boards are ours. We need to invade other metas posts to talk **** lol

hahaha. Lol we already kind of did that before. It was me and matt vs the entirety of sactown lol. hahah.

stay your hand my brother lol.

I just read your and matts posts on gj and baratheon. People had good insights. I even saw a gj i might use out of house. And men with no king looks awesome to test

Well i have some kind of good news aside from that...i finally finished a deck. its kind of the same thing, a Lanni-Greyjoy, but a bit re-tooled.

I'm glad you did. I looked through my greyjoys and realized that a decent lannijoy could be built. Winter build that is. I'd like to play against it.

lol well its not winter or summer, but its weird. youll see it though, soon enough. it did well in games despite the other player only having to claim 10 power.

KFM in the house!

King, I have some great picks from the regional so many moons ago. I'll get around to sending them sometime soonish.

Braz! my brother! Dude you don't know how much im beaming, wed love to see those! how are you gonna send em? Email or post? do you need either of my addresses?

It's 9:37; Do you know where your children are?

Well dang if I knew I had children I may have been keeping an eye on where they were. Oh well maybe they died and I dont have them anymore. Thanks for the heads up that I had some. lengua.gif

It said there was a new post and yet there was not! I'm very disappointed. So empty boards, how shall I address you today? Ser Kevin I am interested to see what house you select. I feel that the deck buildng choices are actually pretty robust. My preference is Targaryen. They have a TON of build options. Lannister is still ****** kneel, but don't let matt or trav decieve you on lanni's greatness. Without cerain draw cards their abilities can become limited. Greyjoy's going to be a terrifying force. I dread the Kings of the Sea bc travs going to whoop my ass with unopposed challenges and other viking bull. But Daenary's WILL NOT be your saltwife! DO YOU HEAR ME TRAVIS!?!? NOT YOUR SALTWIFE DAMNIT!!! Starks pretty good and as mindless as it always was. Baratheon is the most limited of houses in the group's opinion-however it is still potent. Martell (the sun that luminates my life lol) is incomplete. Decent builds with more than two uniques per deck will be impossible 'til Kings of the Sun comes out. Thats gonna be a while. Sigh... But it's ok. They rally to the True Queen (who sure as **** isn't alynis greyjoy). Notice the all lower case? That's bc she deserves it. Yeah I said it. I'll dry up your ocean travis cuz I'm a knight of the sun, a fairweather follower and above all-THE PUBE FAIRY

THE PUBE FAIRY said:

It said there was a new post and yet there was not! I'm very disappointed. So empty boards, how shall I address you today? Ser Kevin I am interested to see what house you select. I feel that the deck buildng choices are actually pretty robust. My preference is Targaryen. They have a TON of build options. Lannister is still ****** kneel, but don't let matt or trav decieve you on lanni's greatness. Without cerain draw cards their abilities can become limited. Greyjoy's going to be a terrifying force. I dread the Kings of the Sea bc travs going to whoop my ass with unopposed challenges and other viking bull. But Daenary's WILL NOT be your saltwife! DO YOU HEAR ME TRAVIS!?!? NOT YOUR SALTWIFE DAMNIT!!! Starks pretty good and as mindless as it always was. Baratheon is the most limited of houses in the group's opinion-however it is still potent. Martell (the sun that luminates my life lol) is incomplete. Decent builds with more than two uniques per deck will be impossible 'til Kings of the Sun comes out. Thats gonna be a while. Sigh... But it's ok. They rally to the True Queen (who sure as **** isn't alynis greyjoy). Notice the all lower case? That's bc she deserves it. Yeah I said it. I'll dry up your ocean travis cuz I'm a knight of the sun, a fairweather follower and above all-THE PUBE FAIRY

Im sorry, you have to have a magical beard to adress one who has a magical beard. Be gone!!!!! Daenarys is not slutty enough to be my salt wife (apparently I date the ones that are, reference my ex girlfriend.) Greyjoys arent ruled by a queen, unlike most men, so we definately don't rally to a queen, and she definately isnt Alyannys. Props to you though for calling yourself a fairweather follower. haha.

What is up my disciples? I have been away for far too long and if none of you can figure out who this is by my player name then i condemn you to the dungeons! I am the true king and you will either pledge fealty or die by the sword on the morrow. Only a Targaryen may rule in Westeros and any usurper who thinks they have a claim to power may try to defeat me but will die by the dragon's fury.

Hey jeremy! Why did you change your name to Rickard Targaryen from Blackblade? :P

Haha im just messin.

Its good to see you on here Rich my man.

Aside from that, I wanted to get a general idea of days everyone can play. It looks like Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays are off limits, so any other day would be good. Hoepfully we'll be able to decide a good day, that will work for everyone the majority of the time.

Sundays would still be best for me and Matt I would say, but I dont think thats good for you will, am i right?

Unfortunately the only days that would be good for me are Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. You said Wednesday and Thursday were out of the picture so that only leaves me with Tuesdays.

Ok...so that leave us with Rich only being able to on Tuesdays....

So Tuesdays could most likely work for Matt and I....Will, what about you? Kevin?

Hi Im Travis, and my meta doesnt post cause they are dumb.

Well I start a new job today and im not sure of what days are best. I still have weekends off but other than that I will need a week before I have a grasp on this new job. My work hours are Mon - Firday 6:30AM to 3PM. I dont know if they require overtime or if they even give it so till I figure that out I cant say anything for sure.