Spaceballs Cards

By Bakura83, in X-Wing

This made me smile...

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A flawed movie, but a fun one. Star Trek definitely got the better spoof movie.

Overpowered!

Overpowered!

Unless you're bald.

Overpowered!

Unless you're bald.

Facial hair, leg hair, or even back hair meets the card's trigger ; )

Overpowered!

Unless you're bald.

Facial hair, leg hair, or even back hair meets the card's trigger ; )

...touche.

This made me smile...

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A flawed movie, but a fun one. Star Trek definitely got the better spoof movie.

Can a parody movie be flawed? it might not be Oscar worthy but it can still make me chuckle.

I really liked the Star Trek parody, and I ain't talkin about Galaxy Quest, wink wink nudge nudge

I really liked the Star Trek parody, and I ain't talkin about Galaxy Quest, wink wink nudge nudge

BOOM.

THAT JUST HAPPENED!

This made me smile...

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A flawed movie, but a fun one. Star Trek definitely got the better spoof movie.

Can a parody movie be flawed? it might not be Oscar worthy but it can still make me chuckle.

I guess what I meant was, it's more a smile-a-long movie than a laugh-out-loud AAA comedy.

meh. Opinions.

Hey! That looks familiar. Heh.

11471748613_9693dfbbfc.jpgVespa Crew Card for X-Wing by mbax, on Flickr

I figured a 4 point single use would be pretty decent. I still need to finish the rest of the Space Balls Eagle 5 pack, and finish painting that shapeways model.

Hey! That looks familiar. Heh.

11471748613_9693dfbbfc.jpgVespa Crew Card for X-Wing by mbax, on Flickr

I figured a 4 point single use would be pretty decent. I still need to finish the rest of the Space Balls Eagle 5 pack, and finish painting that shapeways model.

Oh YOU made it...

...good show. :D

Spaceballs is one of my favorite parody movies of all time.

  1. Lord Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
  2. Maj. @zzhole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.
  3. Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he?
  4. Col. Sandurz: He's an @zzhole, sir.
  5. Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
  6. Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. @zzhole. Major @zzhole.
  7. Lord Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
  8. Col. Sandurz: He's an @zzhole, too, sir. Gunner's made first class Phillip @zzhole.
  9. Lord Dark Helmet: How many @zzhole's we got on this ship, anyhow? [All @zzhole's stand up and shout 'YO!']
  10. Lord Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by @zzhole's. [Dark Helmet pulls down mask.] Keep firing, @zzhole's!

Modification:

Liquid Schwartz

Action: Discard this card to immediately perform a white 1 K-Turn maneuver

Cost: 4

"Let's make space-tracks!"

Modification:

Radar Jammer

Action: Discard this card and perform a barrel roll using the 2-straight template. Then remove any red target lock tokens from your ship.

Cost: 3

"Raspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"

The liquid schwartz idea is pretty good, over costed maybe for a one use card.

Modification:

Radar Jammer

Action: Discard this card and perform a barrel roll using the 2-straight template. Then remove any red target lock tokens from your ship.

Cost: 3

"Raspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"

Radar Jammer

Action: Launch a jar of jam at the enemy ship to cancel all their attack dice. Then discard this card.

Cost: 3

"Raspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"

I also need pilot ability ideas. Just sayin. :)

I also need pilot ability ideas. Just sayin. :)

· Lone Starr

Eagle 5 Winnebago

PS 7

When overlapping a friendly ship, may perform an action to move 1 [crew] from that ship onto his own if he has an available [crew] slot.

"Checking in?! What is all this?"

· Princess Vespa

Mercedes 2000

PS 5

Once per game, may cause an attacking enemy ship's Focus or Target Lock token to have no effect for the current turn.

"I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!"

Edited by HungryWulf

go to shapeways.com and check out Gosric, he has lonestars ship made in scale for xwing

I know, I have it right over there in Frosted Detail, primed and ready to paint when I get some time. ;)

Spaceballs is one of my favorite parody movies of all time.

  • Lord Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
  • Maj. @zzhole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.
  • Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he?
  • Col. Sandurz: He's an @zzhole, sir.
  • Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
  • Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. @zzhole. Major @zzhole.
  • Lord Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
  • Col. Sandurz: He's an @zzhole, too, sir. Gunner's made first class Phillip @zzhole.
  • Lord Dark Helmet: How many @zzhole's we got on this ship, anyhow? [All @zzhole's stand up and shout 'YO!']
  • Lord Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by @zzhole's. [Dark Helmet pulls down mask.] Keep firing, @zzhole's!

EPT: Ludicrous Speed: 2pts

Once per game, immediately after revealing your maneuver dial, you may discard this card to instead perform a 5 forward maneuver, then perform ANOTHER 5 forward maneuver, then receive 2 stress tokens. 'He's gone plaid!'