Every thing is awesome!

Everything is cool when your HP is 16

Everything is awesome

When you're flying a VT

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I had a whole song for this but forgot it. Someone not on a phone forum search it up!

I can't really Phantomize this, it's already very apt:

With Star Wars being Disney and all, here's Tale Spin:

Best thread for ages, btw!

Every thing is awesome!

Everything is cool when your HP is 16

Everything is awesome

When you're flying a VT

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I had a whole song for this but forgot it. Someone not on a phone forum search it up!

Post #5: http://community.fantasyflightgames.com/index.php?%2Ftopic%2F113077-happy-x-wingmas%2F

well... for completeness then:

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!

Everything is cool when you're part of the Empire.

Everything is awesome when you're flying our VT!

Everything is better when we ram together
Side by side, at least I am gonna win forever, I'll turret forever
We're not the same, I'm killing you, you're dying scum, all all is harmony

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!

Everything is cool when you're part of the Empire.

Everything is awesome when you're flying our VT!

(Wooo)
3, 2, 1. Go

Have you heard the news, everyone's talking
Life is good 'cause the VT's awesome
Lost agility, it's a new opportunity
More BEEF this time for my awesome VT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X1VjGsZeyw

Dark Curse
Dark Curse
Dark Curse

He flies across the space field
The fighter pilot of sin
He sees the focus token
That you just took in

It's useless for your attack run
So let the games begin
A perfect roll, a show of force
A crit would be nice of course

Dark Curse
Dark Curse
Dark Curse

He's crazy

The vast Galactic Empire
Is watching so beware

Dark Curse is coming
He's gunna get you we swear

So give Dark Curse your worst
Or he’ll turn you to dust...

You’re locked on
There’s no recourse

It’s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed, Dark Curse

Also Dark Horse by Katy Perry Works good with Dark Curse.

So you wanna play with focus?
Boy, you should know what you're rolling for
Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I’m coming at you like a Dark Curse

With Star Wars being Disney and all, here's Tale Spin:

(hahahahaha) (Wing it!)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-oohooh ...

Pfah, Darkwing Duck was much better!

A dangerous man of mystery

A champion you can buy

Hiding 'mongst the asteroids

He might be real close by

Somewhere a crimeboss checks

If his credit's right

Boba Fett! (When you want trouble you call BF)

Boba Fett! (He is dangerous)

Boba Fett! (Boba! Boba Fett!)

A seismic charge and he appears

You never see his eyes

He's of a disintegrating mind

He never needs a disguise

If he is on your trail

You don't want to get him mad!

Cause here is (Boba Fett)

Look out! (If you're in for trouble call BF)

Boba Fett! (He is dangerous)

Boba Fett! (Boba! Boba Fett!)

"Don't Stop Evading" (from "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey)

Just a small-time crook

Flyin' with a lonely Wook'

He'd take the 'len'ium Falcon

Anywhere

Just a farmboy ace

Raised outside the Jundland Wastes

He'd take the 'len'ium Falcon

Anywhere

X-winger in a nice game shop
The smell of cards and soda pop
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Fighters waiting
Up and down the gaming board
The Phantoms searching
In the night
Dogfight people
Focus just to take an action
Flyin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my kill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to fly the Blues
Oh, the saga never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Fighters waiting
Up and down the gaming board
The Phantoms searching
In the night
Dogfight people
Focus just to take an action
Flyin' somewhere in the night

[instrumental interlude]

Don't stop evadin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Dogfight people
Don't stop evadin'
Hold on
Dogfight people
Don't stop evadin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Dogfight people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how those green dice used to make me smile

Jake Farrel

Garven Dreis

Wes Janson

Roll the Dice

Wedge Antilles

Airen Cracken

Lieutenant Blount

Major Rhymer

Maarek Steele

Carnor Jax

Take the wheel

Vessery

Rexler Brath

Adm'ral Chiraneau

We didn't start the fire...

Jake Farrel

Garven Dreis

Wes Janson

Roll the Dice

Wedge Antilles

Airen Cracken

Lieutenant Blount

Major Rhymer

Maarek Steele

Carnor Jax

Take the wheel

Vessery

Rexler Brath

Adm'ral Chiraneau

We didn't start the fire...

I hope I'm not the only one who heard Billy Joel singing that in their mind when they read it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh6-L98l6eE

X-Wing - For the very first time

First time, first game
Oh what feeling is this
lasergun fire flows
With the very first kill
Like a break in the clouds
And the first ray of sun
I can feel it inside
Something new has begun
And it's taking control
Of my body and mind
It began when I heard it's Star Wars

For the very first time
X-Wing - For the very first time

This life, this game
All the sweetness I feel
So mysterious yet
So incredibly real
It's an uncharted sea
It's an unopened box
But you gotta reach out
And you gotta explore
Even though you're not sure
Till your order arrives
There it is and you know you're in love

For the very first time
X-Wing - For the very first time

o man when I saw it
Every feeling I had was new
I don't think there are words
To describe the sensation

It's an uncharted sea
It's an unopened box
But you gotta reach out
And you gotta explore
And when something happens
That words can't define
Only then do you know you're in love

For the very first time
For the very first time
For the very first time

My shields are down

But then they're up again

Ain't never gonna take it down.

Tubthumping = the Corvette song.

Jake Farrel

Garven Dreis

Wes Janson

Roll the Dice

Wedge Antilles

Airen Cracken

Lieutenant Blount

Major Rhymer

Maarek Steele

Carnor Jax

Take the wheel

Vessery

Rexler Brath

Adm'ral Chiraneau

We didn't start the fire...

I hope I'm not the only one who heard Billy Joel singing that in their mind when they read it

Well, yea. That was the point.

Stress

by Queen

Stress, Ah, ah, f***s up your whole K-Turn

Stress, Ah, ah, it troubles evry one of us

Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary intergalactical upsets
What's happening?
Only Dr. Tycho Celchu currently at A.t.R.t.R. (Alliance to Restore the Republic)
Has provided any explanation

Stress , Ah, ah, It's a miracle
This mornings unprecedented flechette torpedo eclipse
Is no cause for alarm
Stress-, Ah, ah,- making it impossible
It's for ev'ry one of us
Hinders ev'ry one of us
You can deny actions with a mighty hand
Ev'ry man ev'ry woman ev'ry child
With a mighty Stress

General Akbar, Kath Scarlet approaching
What do you mean Kath Scarlet approaching?
Open fire all weapons
Dispatch war rocket ion pulse to bring back her body

Stress, , Ah, ah

Tactician's alive
Stress, , Ah, ah, troubles evry one of us

Just a token with a red border
It knows nothing but to stop you
That you'll alwyas fail
No one but Keyan Farlander
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh

Stress Stress I hate you
But we only have so many turns to save the game
Stress

Yet another thread goes from promising to throwing barbs at people, albeit somewhat indirectly.

I was actually thinking about this recently. Some really good ones in here!

Here's mine, to the tune of the Roadrunner theme:

If you’re on the star map and Howlrunner has a swarm

Just stay out of arc or you might end up a fiery storm

Howlrunner, Howlrunner gives out re-rolls all day

Even the Falcon can’t make her change her ways

Howlrunner, the Falcon is after you

Howlrunner, if he gets range one you’re through

Howlrunner, the Falcon is after you

Howlrunner, if he gets range one you’re through

That Falcon is really a crazy clown,

When will he learn that he can’t take seven TIEs down?

Stealth device Howlrunner’s never hit by anyone,

Just giving a re-roll’s her idea of having fun.

Another one from me, this time to the tune of John Cougar Mellencamp's Jack and Diane:

Little ditty about Jax and Soontir
Two Imperial kids growin' up in the provinces
Jaxie gonna be a Royal Guard
Soontir take command of the 181st

Dancing ‘round the Rebels, outside their firing arcs
Soontir's sittin' on Jaxie's wing
He's got his focus and evade
Jaxie say, hey, Soontir
Let's get up behind the slow B-wings
Fire with a target lock
Take all the mods that I please
Say a

Oh yeah, Interceptors
Going in for the kill of all Rebel scum
Oh yeah, Elite Interceptors
Going in for the kill of all Rebel scum
They fly on

Jax gets close
Denies his enemies their actions
Pulls the trigger
And does his best Darth Vader
Well you know, Soontir
We oughta chase down the X-wing
Soontir says, baby
I ain't missin' nuth-in
Jaxie, say-a

Oh yeah, Interceptors
Going in for the kill of all Rebel scum
Oh yeah, Elite Interceptors
Going in for the kill of all Rebel scum

Gonna let it boost
Let it roll
Let Push the Limit come
And save my soul
Hold out of their arc as long as you can
Gonna swing around real soon
Make them deader than dead

Oh yeah, Interceptors
Going in for the kill of all Rebel scum
Oh yeah, Elite Interceptors
Going in for the kill of all Rebel scum

Little ditty about Jax and Soontir
Two Imperial kids done the best they can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjSUJ63-pzE

Fat Han Solo - Feeling Good

Falcon flying high, you know how I feel
TIE in the sky, you know how I feel
Asteroids driftin' on by, you know how I feel
It's a new roll, it's a new boost, it's a new chance
For me
And I'm feeling, good
Fat Han is ... feeling good

Fat Han in the sea, you know how I feel
C3-PO running free, you know how I feel
Gunner in his seat, you know how I feel
It's a new roll, it's a new attack, it's a new chance
For me
And I'm feeling good

Phantoms out on the hunt, you know what I mean, don't you know
Corran Horn all havin' fun, you know what I mean
You didn't kill me when the day is done, that's what I mean
And this old wave, is a new wave, and a bold wave
For me
For... me

Tournament wins shine, you know how I feel
Scent of the winner, you know how I feel
Oh the meta is mine, and I know how I feel
It's a new evade, and again an evade, and C3-POs evade
Huh
It's a new evade, and again an evade, and C3-POs evade

It's a new roll, it's a new attack, it's a new life
It's a new life for me
And I'm feeling good
Fat Han's feeling good
I'm feeling so good
I feel so fat

Well since November is around the corner and that includes the Holidays.

On the first day of life day, Chewie gave to me...

C-3PO in a $90 box....

Okay does anyone want to start filling out the rest?

Fly, fly, fly your TIE, off to Tatooine.

Barrel roll, barrel roll, barrel roll, barrel roll, dodging all the beams.

Dagonet, your dream came true!

Maarek's Lament:

I wanna be the very best

Like no-one ever was

To kill Rebels is my real test

Pleasing Vader is my cause

I will fly across the field

Banking far and wide

For each Advanced to understand

The power that's inside

Chorus

TIE Advanced!(Gotta kill 'em)

It's you and me

I know it's my destiny

TIE Advanced!

Ooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

TIE Advanced!(Gotta kill 'em)

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

TIE Advanced!

Gotta kill 'em, gotta kill 'em all!

Yeah

Gotta kill 'em all!

Every Falcon along the way

With courage I will face

I will battle every day

To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right

There's no better team

Arm in arm we'll win the fight

It's always been our dream

Chorus

Gotta kill 'em all!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44XYEeD1A1U

T.L.T.

by AC/DC

(Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi)

See me ride out of the sunset
On my mighty Y-Wing
I shot at all that I can see
If you know what I mean
Rebels to the left of me
And Imperials to the right
I got a gun
I got a knife
So let's start the fight

'Cause I've a T.L.T., I'm so clever, right
(T.L.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.L.T.) Double attack load
(T.L.T.) watch them explode

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Do you understand
So lock up your X-Wing
Lock up your TIE
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
This is the new Meta in town
So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I've a T.L.T., I'm so clever, right
(T.L.T.) and I'll win the fight
(T.L.T.) Double attack load
(T.L.T.) watch them explode

T.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.L.T., (oi, oi, oi)
T.L.T., (oi, oi, oi) , I'm so clever, right
(T.L.T., oi, oi, oi), and I'll win the fight,
(T.L.T., oi, oi, oi), Double attack load
(T.L.T.), watch them explode

I see a little anklebiter of a Tie

shoot him good! shoot him good!

then roll those 3 green dice!

oh ****, naked green dice!

this could only end bad-ly!

3 blank green dice (3 blank green dice)

3 blank green dice (3 blank green dice)

3 blank green dice, there we go! (MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O!)

I'm just a poor Tie, nobody loves me

He's just a poor Tie; suffering sh*tty greens

Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

...

Easy come, easy go

stupid ******* roll

Well, no ****!

NOOO! You'll never get good rolls!

(GET GOOD ROLLS!)

Well, no ****!

You'll never get good rolls!

(GET GOOD ROLLS)

You'll never get good rolls!

(GET GOOD ROLLS)

never get good--never get good rolls

(oh, no no)

NO! NO! NO! NO!

NO! NO! NO!

oh, Autothrusters! Autothrusters!

Autothrusters save my roll!

YOU DON'T HAVE BOOST

SO BLAME THE GAME COMPANY

'PA-NY

'PA-NY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(pause for sick guitar)

...

...

...

...

So think you'll roll green dice

and not ******* die?!?!?!

So you'll think you'll roll evades

on your ******* Tie~~~?

Ohhhhhhhhh, baby!

You naive, stupid baby!

Just gotta get out!

Just gotta get right out of arc!

(more sick guitar)

....

....

....

....

...Green dice never matter

and your agility~

might as well be zero...

might as well be zero

you dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbb~~

...every time the greens roll...

(gong)

..

I see a little silhouetto of a ship